Intimacy: Today, in science, we were studying reproduction. Our teacher...

By girlshavepenises - 28/06/2011 06:39 - New Zealand

Today, in science, we were studying reproduction. Our teacher was reading out the notes and claimed that 'the female's penis stiffens to enter the male's vagina.' I'm supposed to be learning stuff from this woman. FML

agreeclassic 47 407

vote type 1 4 280

The rhythm of the fight
Discover all the best anecdotes from the month of January, with or without snow, with or without you. More…

Previous FML Next FML

Similar FMLs

Science teacher

By Anonymous - 13/01/2020 18:00

agreeclassic 2 766

vote type 1 259

By kal - 28/02/2012 21:03 - United States

Today, in bio class, we were studying the reproductive system. I don't like talking about this stuff, and I twitched every time my teacher said "penis" or "vagina." When I told my family, they laughed and kept repeating those words just to see me twitch. FML

agreeclassic 12 536

vote type 1 37 032

By TomPom - 25/11/2008 06:54 - France

Today, in one of the corridors at university, I was pretending to have passionate sex with one of my lecturers to make my mates laugh. She happened to walk by just at that moment. She reminded me when my next exam is; she will be marking me. FML

agreeclassic 9 315

vote type 1 37 635

By Anonymous - 20/03/2013 19:45 - United States - Piscataway

Today, we had to re-live sex ed in my college biology class. Unlike in middle school, nobody giggled incessantly. However, the guy sitting next to me stared at me intensely for nearly the whole three hour lecture. FML

agreeclassic 38 895

vote type 1 3 453

By polimeros - 09/05/2012 22:19 - Mexico - Queretaro

Today, I had to excuse myself from the classroom so I could have a quick wank. This was because I somehow got extremely horny during a lesson on frog reproduction. FML

agreeclassic 13 617

vote type 1 41 862

By Anonymous - 22/04/2014 15:26 - Canada - Sackville

Today, my biology professor was giving a lecture to everyone and used me as an example. For what? Traits men are repulsed by in potential mates. FML

agreeclassic 42 840

vote type 1 3 640

By sciencenat - 14/01/2016 06:36 - France - V?lizy-villacoublay

Today, as a natural science teacher, I was drawing a uterus on the class chalkboard. One of my students started messing around and being noisy, so I shouted, "Be quiet and check out my uterus!" FML

agreeclassic 22 922

vote type 1 5 123

Teach what you know

By E…… - 24/11/2022 17:00 - United States

Today, I found out my sex-ed teacher from high school was married and had her first child while she herself was still in high school. Looks like she didn't pay enough attention in sex-ed. FML

agreeclassic 400

vote type 1 778

By Anonymous - 14/01/2010 21:56 - United States

Today, my teacher compared the female reproductive system to Shrek's head. Never again will I be able to watch the movies. FML

agreeclassic 28 361

vote type 1 3 826

By eemp - 05/02/2010 05:01 - France

Today, I got sent to detention for saying, "That's what she said" after a girl in my class said, "Push a little harder" while dissecting a frog. FML

agreeclassic 33 706

vote type 1 28 290

emz89 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 15:53

that's pretty funny. someone obviously didn't pass sex ed

enonymous 8

Tuesday 28 June 2011 15:55

Wait... It doesn't?!? all these years I've been doing it wrong

Comments

lisha88 1

Tuesday 28 June 2011 23:30

did all the students laugh at her? I would've

SupEr_JaY 4

Wednesday 29 June 2011 0:01

give her a break, its been awhile for her

keepyourpantson 3

Wednesday 29 June 2011 0:03

did the boy who took his girlfriends birth control happen to learn from this woman?

melliemoo17 6

Wednesday 29 June 2011 1:15

Hahaha nice reference

BarbieGirl1671 0

Wednesday 29 June 2011 0:13

I've been wrong my whole life...

geoLa16 0

Wednesday 29 June 2011 0:48

I bet every 1 in the class is going 2 get knocked up

iyazwoodfle 4

Wednesday 29 June 2011 0:50

wow, really though? have you ever mixed to words up before? not an fml...

lethalbrew 0

Wednesday 29 June 2011 1:23

She just misspoke. Not a big deal

Dez31396 0

Wednesday 29 June 2011 1:37

maybe she's a hermi

perdix 29

Wednesday 29 June 2011 1:53

I don't think she's telling you the hole truth.

bitheway 2

Wednesday 29 June 2011 1:59

I don't think she was born a woman. Im just sayin

VDM sur Facebook

Keywords

Miscellaneous Stalker My ex Coworkers Love Internet Relatable AITA Pokémon Awkward Work Parenting Kids Annoying Shopping Underwear Jealousy Parents Thief Suspicious Sex Intimacy Family NSFW Birthday Gifts I need your advice Accident Abuse Moving home

Top

Today, I went to my son's school soccer game. Unfortunately, I couldn't get excited about it because my idiot son kept diving the moment anyone so much as breathed on him. It eventually earned him a penalty shot that won him the game. I was so ashamed, I snuck out to avoid being seen with him. FML

agreeclassic 34 418

vote type 1 10 316

Today, I found out my parents paid my "best friend" to be my friend for the past 7 years. She's my only friend too. FML

agreeclassic 1 062

vote type 1 120

Today, I was playing solitaire when an achievement popped up on my phone. "You have just completed your 1000th game of solitaire!" Never felt so alone in my life. FML

agreeclassic 50 189

vote type 1 8 235

Today, I was watching a movie with my new boyfriend. I got tired so I thought it would be cute to fall asleep on him. He woke me up and said, "You got me wet." Thinking it was a joke, I said smoothly, "That's what she said!" He replied "No, really." I looked down, I'd drooled all over his shirt. FML

agreeclassic 19 322

vote type 1 40 803

Today, after months of all my friends telling me that the guy whom I was in love with most definitely held feelings for me, I was finally convinced by their words, and with confidence I went and confessed my feelings to him. I was rejected. FML

agreeclassic 21 850

vote type 1 2 009

Today, I was giving a patient an injection when I heard a cracking sound and the needle was gone. Panicking, I got a doctor to have a look. The patient was sent to have x-rays to find the needle in her thigh. I then noticed the springback system in the syringe. FML

agreeclassic 1 269

vote type 1 1 101

Similar FMLs

Science teacher

Teach what you know

TOP COMMENTS

Comments