Today, my girlfriend decided we are to the point in our relationship that it's considered acceptable to take a dump while I'm in there showering. FML
jisaac09
Danville, United States
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"In there" as in in the same room. We just got done eating and I guess something didn't agree with her. I guess this beats the alternative (******** in the floor outside the bathroom). She was kind enough though to flush. I turned my head upside down and let the scolding hot water run into my nose. I feel clean.
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cmunkey50 4
Is the dump-taking being done in the bathtub with you? Or are you showering in the toilet? Details, man! We need details!
therealslim 15
Take a dump whilst she's in there showering then! It can be a two way thing..
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carmel1110 12
Some things need to stay private... Like pooping.
NeatNit 33
cute pic :3
TourettesGuyFTW 26
That's such a cheesy line, 12.
EpicSquishii 21
Or.... OR... It IS a cute picture and it should be allowable for someone to say so without being slammed for it, since it doesn't hurt anything :P He's not necessarily hitting on her
little_one 20
Yeah unless there's only toilet in the house. When you gotta go you gotta go.
Fsvb 32
I disagree. Pooping can be a childish but fun thing when you're comfortable around eachother. Me and my boyfriend get laughs out of it, even though it is horrible childish, I am glad I can do that with him.
AngryToaster 3
OR you can stop peeking and take the dang shower like you're supposed to. This shouldn't be a big problem, especially if they only have one bathroom.
therealslim 15
Take a dump whilst she's in there showering then! It can be a two way thing..
wlddog 14
Aah,,, the true romance has started. Nothing says, "I love you", like a nose full of stink from that special someone. There are some things that are never really intended to be shared.
interesting33 37
well it shows they are comfortable with each other :)
OptimusVader 23
It really is a comfort thing. I'll stand in the bathroom talking to my boyfriend while he takes a dump, and vice versa lol. It's perfectly normal to us.
journeytotheend 16
Take a dump in the tub before she goes in there!! That'll teach her
fml121785 14
I think that's just too comfortable with each other. A little mystery in a relationship is good no matter how long you've been together... Like the mystery of what your constipated poop face looks like! I don't want my husband to know what that looks like, then when I'm trying to be all sexy for him all he will be able to picture is my poop face!
JiHadJoe910 2
That must be because your poop face is the same as your sexy face.
cmunkey50 4
Is the dump-taking being done in the bathtub with you? Or are you showering in the toilet? Details, man! We need details!
Harshdfml 14
Haha, looks like somebody is curious..!
Catkam623 27
Hey for all we know he could have been in the midst of shoving his down the shower hole the last time she got in with him and now this is payback.
jisaac09 25
"In there" as in in the same room. We just got done eating and I guess something didn't agree with her. I guess this beats the alternative (******** in the floor outside the bathroom). She was kind enough though to flush. I turned my head upside down and let the scolding hot water run into my nose. I feel clean.
Fsvb 32
@71 I don't understand why everyone makes such a big deal out of it either. I think it's a good thing when you are that comfortable around each other.
Vashen 5
I think 71 is under the impression that they are separate rooms...
fml121785 14
I think being that comfortable around each other is a bad thing.
Needafarm 22
I really don't see a problem with her pooping while you shower. If you only have one bathroom then you are shit out of luck. My husband and I frequently share the bathroom at the same time. He poops while I shower and vice versa and I change my tampon and he's brushing his teeth. If you have only been together for a short time then I can understand your uneasiness, but longer than 6 months and living together. Get over it. You share body fluids. Neither of you can hide the fact that you shit, but you can cover it up some with air fresheners.
fml121785 14
I'm going to have to disagree with you 93. I've been with my partner for 7 years and we don't share private bathroom time. No one wants to see what comes out of a place that they find very arousing on their partner. I think some things are better left unseen, unheard & unsmelled!
Needafarm 22
Oh it's alright, you can disagree. That's why we have these nice little forum discussions. Okay, it's not like we purposely go into the bathroom to share the space. We only have ONE bathroom and if one of us needs to do something while the other is in there, we aren't going to throw a shit fit if the space is invaded for a minute while the other does something else.
kittycat2007 18
I'm sorry. But based on you're comment I don't think you're old enough to have a girlfriend. You sound like a silly teenager who just got a dose of reality. If the food didn't agree with her, then she didn't have alot of choice in the matter. Grow up and deal with it!
FightMyLiger 19
Nothing like stepping out of the shower into a noxious cloud of airborne fecal matter to make you feel comfortable.
Synistiel 14
97- Then you need to get over it because it's reality. If you can't handle that then I feel bad for your girlfriend/boyfriend. 7 years together and you can't even accept that people shit out of their assholes and piss. People vomit too, do you find her/his mouth disgusting?
Mookiisfabulous 15
I am so sorry, but this comment made me laugh so damn hard.
kawaiisakura 12
I have no problem with pooping n peeing while both are in the bathroom...the tampon thing I would be uncomfortable around...
JennaNGood 21
#93 - YOU CHANGE YOUR TAMPON WHILE HE'S BRUSHING HIS TEETH?! Omfg! Thats so disgusting! Im sorry, but no amount of familiarity with my partner would ever coerce me to change a f*cking tampon while he's brushing his teeth. Its at this point that maybe you need to reevaluate the romance thats still alive in your marriage.
tararochelle 18
I used to think its cool you could be that close to each other, but for guys especially there is a level of sexiness they like to see in their girlfriend. Once they see you poop, I think that can damage that. In my current relationship of 4 years I can say it won't happen, my ex and I were almost more like friends that girlfriend and boyfriend.
tararochelle 18
In addition to my last comment, I guess if there is one bathroom and she had to go, he should either get out or deal. Sometimes there is no choice.
caysters 12
My boyfriend and I have been living together for a little over a year. We only have one bathroom. If I'm showering and he has to go to the bathroom, he comes in and goes. It's no big deal. If you're comfortable enough with them, it doesn't matter.
breezyblue33 19
I agree. I wouldn't mind showering with my hubby, but I don't think I could ever poop while he's in the shower; nor would I want him to do that either.
Thoricsteam20 24
Not everybody's the same though 129
Shorty777 4
Nasty.
iluvFMLs15 19
What the hell?! Why would this get thumbed down?! It is nasty! Lol
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Getting comfortable in front of your partner is nasty? Everybody *****, you can deny it all you want, but that's a fact.
Just_Tybrows 8
Anybody who gets anywhere NEAR saying "Sounds like a shitty situation" should be punched. Also, voice your distress, OP. Just let her know it makes you uncomfortable.
NeatNit 33
you can't not have noticed... don't be surprised if you get buried.
ShannonBitt 29
since you technically said it, are you saying you should be punched?
astralvagan 20
Technically, you said it first. Prepare to be punched in the face
gg27787 6
Man, he's really angry. That puts us in a kind of shitty situation, don't you think?
Crazynopantsman 11
I thought girls didn't take dumps? Hmmm
sarah_grace_baby 13
Apparently us girls don't do alot of things
mikeymayhem_87 15
I thought girls don't fart either. It makes sense why they don't go boom boom now
rosenkrieger223 24
girls dont fart. it just builds up and comes out as drama.
bamachick95 9
51, that is the greatest thing I've ever heard/read!
Arthurie 30
I'm not even at that point with my family members.
Thoricsteam20 24
You should never be at that point with your family.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Your family is completely different.
LaLince 40
Just say no!
fionasupercool 11
unless you're both 60 then nope! you're not at that point yet. ;)
poetrywriter12 6
There is NEVER an acceptable time to dump in front of a guy.
rosenkrieger223 24
pretty much. my girlfriend and i routinely walk into the bathroom while the other is using it. doesnt even phase either of us anymore.
Needafarm 22
Are you one of those girls who farts lavenders and roses and sweats glistening beads of pineapple juice. Everyone ***** and when you have to go, you have to go. Where in the hell was she suppose to go, the kitchen sink or the backyard while he showers?
fml121785 14
I agree 15, I guess I'm just too lady like to ever do that in front of a guy. :/
asb818 14
And your picture demonstrates just how lady-like you are.
kclark891 6
Why? I've done it. I've been with my boyfriend for 7 years.
hatemyluck 15
Op was in the shower so it's not really "in front of him," unless there are no curtains or doors that would separate him. Also, we're all humans and humans have natural functions. But I'm guessing #99 and 15 got their intestines removed to become more ladylike..whatever that means.