Today, in a desperate attempt to get fired, I sent a sexual love letter to my boss. We're going on our first date tomorrow. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my coworker and I agreed to come clean and tell our fellow employees that we have been secretly dating for a while. Before we could, I received a promotion. I'm now his boss. FML
Today, my boss called me over to his office; he wanted me to fire four hardworking employees. One of them was the girl I was going to ask out. FML
Today, my boss fired me because he wants to start dating my mother and apparently doesn't want it to be "awkward." FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to the girl I like, who also happens to be my coworker. She told my boss, and they're laughing about it as I type this. FML
Today, I was matched with my boss on Tinder. FML
Today, I worked up the nerve to ask my boss for a raise. Today is also the day I found out my boss has a shitlist of employees he wants to fire, and that I'm now on it. FML
Today, I resorted to buying some expensive flowers and sending them to my boss anonymously with a mysterious love letter, just to get her to lighten the hell up and stop constantly harassing and berating me over every little thing. FML
Today, I hired somebody to send me love letters. I'm that lonely. FML
Today, I tried hitting on the new receptionist at work. After a few flirtatious comments and subtly hinting that I thought she was bangable, she informed me that she's married to our boss. FML
Today, I drunkenly made out with my 65 year-old married female boss. I'm a 21 year-old male intern. I have a feeling work will be awkward tomorrow. FML
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Top comments
jeepers_1 21
Why don't you just quit? You know, like a normal person? It's not that hard.
gatorclay97 28
Dumbass... Just quit.
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Comments (107)
gogoakira 7
then ull send a letter tryin to get out of relationship and marry her
Eevee11 6
Time to pull your best fifty shades of grey impression so he can get creep out
xxreikoxx 31
What if he likes "Fifty Shades of Grey?"
toxicLover28 19
It's worse to get fired than to quit
Karlijn22 5
Have a nice date!
AndrewMoreira14 19
Because quitting isn't an option..?
RipeFlame 18
You could get a raise OP
_3rdeye 10
why not just quit and find another job...you know, like a normal human being. its actually quite messed up on your part to play games like that. I feel sorry for your boss.
causeforalarm 6
Out of the many options you had to easily end a job, you chose a sexy letter? Ahaha you definitely deserved this.
zykrithium 22
You wanted to be fired so you could blame the patriarchy? Smooth.
LH_FIRE_22 12
You know, quitting looks better on your résumé than getting fired.