Today, in a desperate attempt to get fired, I sent a sexual love letter to my boss. We're going on our first date tomorrow. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my coworker and I agreed to come clean and tell our fellow employees that we have been secretly dating for a while. Before we could, I received a promotion. I'm now his boss. FML
Today, my boss called me over to his office; he wanted me to fire four hardworking employees. One of them was the girl I was going to ask out. FML
Today, my boss fired me because he wants to start dating my mother and apparently doesn't want it to be "awkward." FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to the girl I like, who also happens to be my coworker. She told my boss, and they're laughing about it as I type this. FML
Today, I was matched with my boss on Tinder. FML
Today, I worked up the nerve to ask my boss for a raise. Today is also the day I found out my boss has a shitlist of employees he wants to fire, and that I'm now on it. FML
Today, I resorted to buying some expensive flowers and sending them to my boss anonymously with a mysterious love letter, just to get her to lighten the hell up and stop constantly harassing and berating me over every little thing. FML
Today, I hired somebody to send me love letters. I'm that lonely. FML
Today, I tried hitting on the new receptionist at work. After a few flirtatious comments and subtly hinting that I thought she was bangable, she informed me that she's married to our boss. FML
Today, I drunkenly made out with my 65 year-old married female boss. I'm a 21 year-old male intern. I have a feeling work will be awkward tomorrow. FML
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Top comments
jeepers_1 21
Why don't you just quit? You know, like a normal person? It's not that hard.
gatorclay97 28
Dumbass... Just quit.
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Comments (107)
chadallac 9
What in the world does OP mean?
Dean__Winchester 16
Original Poster from my understanding. Basically the author of the FML story.
Saltypumpking 12
Its dumb enough sending that love letter instead of just quitting, it's even more dumb to agree to that date
Thors_Hammer9999 17
At least you're not single anymore?
born_hustla 26
Seems like your boss has been waiting for that consensual moment. Have fun!
cindersauce 8
If this were a chick flick, you two would end up together in the end.
ScarredFlame 17
there's gotta be a better way to get fired. or just quit. that works too i suppose
mrmcleod 29
I wonder if in Japan if you get fired you can still collect unemployment benifits. As apposed to the US where you need to be laid-off.
mrmcleod 29
Singapore, I thought that was a city in Japan. Apparently it's it's own nation?
drummerp64 16
Yep. Tiny little country, smaller than some of the US's largest cities (in terms of land area), and between LA and NYC in population. Sits just south of Malaysia. Glad to see you corrected yourself, it's always refreshing to see people admit they were wrong. Nothing wrong with it -- just means you learned something today.
False_Stupidity 42
And to answer your question, another person from Singapore posted that they don't have any unemployment benefits at all.
royr7395 30
Just quit?
khorstmye 15
Stand him up! At the rate you are going you might get a promotion!
[email protected] 14
Well.. Do you find her attractive if so then go on the date you might have fun. :)