ishweta56
United States
Get out
Today, me and my friend are sitting here on fmylife.com while our boyfriends are out clubbing. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
jailey
Today, my friend decided that we should go clubbing together to "catch up". Her version of catching up is me standing beside her making out with some random dude in the parking lot. FML
hateskool888581
Mexico
Today, I went to a nearby nightclub with some friends and the girl I've been flirting for weeks. We were having a good time until this girl and two of her friends got back complaining about some "drunk-old-perverts harassing them". It looks like my dad and his friends are having a good time too. FML
kayla53
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Elmer, United States
Seeing other people
Today, my boyfriend posted pictures of him at the bar last night with his ex. And ones of them in her bed this morning. I guess we're sleeping with other people? FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Who's in charge?
Today, a couple of days after my boyfriend came on a night out with my friends but made us leave early as he had an early work shift, he's now spent the last two nights out with his friends, late, and all my friends are busy and a bit peeved at us taking off early the other night. FML
therealkathl
Austria
Today, my boyfriend convinced a girl at the club to break up with her boyfriend and go home with him. She did. Now I'm single too. FML
ihateumicheal
United States
Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML
dudeWTF
United States
Peter and Pan
Today, after a great double date with my best friend and two really hot guys, we went back to my place. My friend and I left the guys in the living room to go grab some more wine. When we came back, we found our dates making out with each other on the couch. FML
lonelygirl
United States
Today, my boyfriend took me on a romantic weekend away at a hotel. What is he doing now? On his computer looking up stuff on Craigslist while I am watching t.v. alone. FML
awkward.
Rickmansworth, United Kingdom
Today, my girlfriend and I went to the cinema. Or rather, she went with her other boyfriend, and I happened to see them there. FML
Anonymous
Rocklin, United States
Today, I was out clubbing, when I saw a pair of very cute girls sitting at the bar, so I went over, hoping to introduce myself. I swung my leg over the stool, and through no fault of my own, sat on my own balls. I quickly got thrown out for "harassing the ladies." FML
Top comments
x_eyebrows 0
Well, instead of sitting on your asses at home and feeling sorry for yourselves, you could actually go out and do something WITHOUT your boyfriends. You don't need them to have fun.
kisseshugsdrugs 5
one: you couldve went out with your boyfriends to go clubbing. two: you could have a girls night..out, in, whatever. three: stop being whiny bitches. and four: what ******* guys go clubbing anyway? toolbags, douchebags, and gay guys. which one of those describe your boyfriends?
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Comments (66)
greenman_fml 0
why would you want to club baby seals? sounds like this site is better than killing endangered species. if you have to, club babies with fetal alcohol syndrome
hellokittywhore 0
ha ha ha. yeah not funny dear, try a lol harder next time maybe you'll get it. you fail greenman. fyl indeedy op
ryguy1997 0
either #1 is being sarcastic/trying to be funny or he is dumb (clubbing as in going to night clubs)
StudioWreck 0
I think he was being sarcastic on purpose. Give him a break and laugh or something. It wasn't that bad a joke and it was pretty easy to tell he fully understood what OP meant. Also, you don't have to tell us what you know about clubbing. We all know.
mbusey 20
I don't understand this comment. Someone please explain?
super_sooshi 0
Should've went with them.
Styna_fml 0
agree with 3 or have a girls' night out
Credibleskills 28
sounds about right
Eladar 0
greenman... nothing wrong with seal clubbing!!
delyter 0
you truly are a bastard
x_eyebrows 0
Well, instead of sitting on your asses at home and feeling sorry for yourselves, you could actually go out and do something WITHOUT your boyfriends. You don't need them to have fun.
MitchCraig 0
It's because your a pair of boring arseholes
kisseshugsdrugs 5
one: you couldve went out with your boyfriends to go clubbing. two: you could have a girls night..out, in, whatever. three: stop being whiny bitches. and four: what ******* guys go clubbing anyway? toolbags, douchebags, and gay guys. which one of those describe your boyfriends?
Thabb 0
Why the hell didn't you just go with them?
heerrnia 5
why would #7 go with them?
dzbasketball 0
losers!
michelleJ11 25
I think you might've forgotten 8, that you were also sitting here on this website...
meganmckel 0
Get out of there.
cmac86 24
how the he'll do you have bfs? god I would love to have a gf like how you got yours. but then again you'll be complaning on how they're cheating on you soon.
Shyman4ever 0
You couldve have a girls night out at the spa or something