Today, I would rather pound to porn than have sex with my wife, because trying to get her in the mood is too much hassle. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my wife told me that getting in the mood to have sex with me is like trying to get in the mood to hit the treadmill. FML
Today, I realized that sex with my husband has gotten so boring that I'd rather fake an orgasm than let him continue. FML
Today, I realised I may have some kind of problem, given that I masturbate daily, and sex with my wife no longer interests me because it takes too long, involves her instead of me alone, is too much hard work, and generally annoys me. FML
Today, my wife caught me masturbating to porn. She screamed at me and asked why I would be masturbating when I had her to have sex with. So I asked if she wanted to have sex, she said no. FML
Today, I can't seem to get off having sex with my wife. I've tried going to brothels, but I just end up watching YouTube shorts with the girls after failing to finish. The only thing that gets me off now is masturbating in my bed to the memory of an affair I had with a woman back in 2020. FML
Today, my wife told me she'd rather bust up concrete than get it on with me. FML
Today, I realized that I'm so depressed that I can't even watch porn without getting upset about how I can't get laid. FML
Today, my boyfriend would rather jerk off than have sex with me. Even if I'm next to him in bed. FML
Today, and every day for the past five months since I got married, whenever my husband and I try to have sex, I think of it as "wifely duties" and it turns me off so much. I can't stop, and we haven't had sex once. My husband is frustrated and angry, and keeps commenting that he should have known this would happen. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he'd rather jerk off to sexy pictures of me than actually have sex, because he gets too tired. FML
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Top comments
xsupermanx 0
You're not doing something right...don't blame her lol.
hsm450 0
Have you ever thought about maybe she doesn't want to have sex with you because you pound to ****?
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Comments (64)
starshine3987 0
Haha, that does suck. Sounds like your wife is gona be on here sometime soon with an fml about how her husband has a **** addiction and has been screwing all her friends. I'd suggest couples counseling- specifically a sex therapist, before the lack of sex causes bigger problems.
shalyntay 0
@Perdix... I love how your mind works :) Wanna get married?
perdix 31
@shalyntay, If you're a female human being between 17 (I live in Texas) and 70, and are OK with polygamy. . . YES!
xxdakotaxx 0
YDI For not knowing how to say "Bitch im in the mood, come lick my lamppost and let the batteryacid get all over your face."
22cute 17
He probably does- that's why she doesn't want him anymore, idiot.
AKindOfMagic2 0
I think you meant to send this on a postcard to postsecret...
kirinkinetic 0
sadly I feel the same way about my boyfriend of six months.
hilhal 0
marraige isn't all about sex gah
skeleton_skinner 0
Maybe if you didn't suck so bad in bed, she'd want to have sex with you. YDI
ShadeVII 0
you can really tell who here has never been married. good luck with that man
abbeyrios 0
what a bitch..... not your wife I meant you lmao. I feel sorry for her for marrying a pussy that can't get her aroused because the task is too "difficult" xD
jerrman 0
@17 AWESOME!!!