Today, I would rather pound to porn than have sex with my wife, because trying to get her in the mood is too much hassle. FML
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Today, my wife told me that getting in the mood to have sex with me is like trying to get in the mood to hit the treadmill. FML
Today, I realized that sex with my husband has gotten so boring that I'd rather fake an orgasm than let him continue. FML
Today, I realised I may have some kind of problem, given that I masturbate daily, and sex with my wife no longer interests me because it takes too long, involves her instead of me alone, is too much hard work, and generally annoys me. FML
Today, my wife caught me masturbating to porn. She screamed at me and asked why I would be masturbating when I had her to have sex with. So I asked if she wanted to have sex, she said no. FML
Today, I can't seem to get off having sex with my wife. I've tried going to brothels, but I just end up watching YouTube shorts with the girls after failing to finish. The only thing that gets me off now is masturbating in my bed to the memory of an affair I had with a woman back in 2020. FML
Today, my wife told me she'd rather bust up concrete than get it on with me. FML
Today, I realized that I'm so depressed that I can't even watch porn without getting upset about how I can't get laid. FML
Today, my boyfriend would rather jerk off than have sex with me. Even if I'm next to him in bed. FML
Today, and every day for the past five months since I got married, whenever my husband and I try to have sex, I think of it as "wifely duties" and it turns me off so much. I can't stop, and we haven't had sex once. My husband is frustrated and angry, and keeps commenting that he should have known this would happen. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he'd rather jerk off to sexy pictures of me than actually have sex, because he gets too tired. FML
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xsupermanx 0
You're not doing something right...don't blame her lol.
hsm450 0
Have you ever thought about maybe she doesn't want to have sex with you because you pound to ****?
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Comments (64)
Kgirl2cute 6
and that's how **** f*cks up your sex life.
Chocolate_Chunk 2
and with "***** up" (by the way, it's ****, not f*ck) you mean "improves"?
caitivoltaire 0
Some people just have a hard time getting in the mood, quite honestly. It shouldn't be the only thing to a marriage. But it shouldn't be absent either. Yet, I have to say, if you complain about it without having ever said anything to her, then it's really your own fault and you deserved it.
angelfaced59 0
awe it's your wife... there should be a special bond there... maybe spice it up a little... maybe do something she would consider a fantasy and then she can do something for u. u can't lose the passion so easy in a committed relationship... it's sad :( .... find the love again :)
perfect_jenny 0
divorce her then, asshole. obviously don't love her anyway.
roadracer39 5
after 30 years of marriage and menopause, i feel your pain. hell, my wife has turned into a 75 lb. overweight prude. i still love her but would rather pound to **** than deal with the amount of work it takes to even GET her in the mood.
roadracer39 5
after 30 years of marriage and menopause, i feel your pain. hell, my wife has turned into a 75 lb. overweight prude. i still love her but would rather pound to **** than deal with the amount of work it takes to even GET her in the mood.
AntDog27 0
****** dick im only 15 and I think its well worth while to get my girl in the sack. Ur an Asshole
gobluemegan 1
i would divorce your ass
roadracer39 5
after 30 years of tapping the same ass, I can relate. considering her thighs are twice the size they used to be, but my dick is still the same 6" it always was, its just not worth the effort anymore. FYL, I feel the same way.
jstfyd 1
If you have been married for 30 and use the phrase 'tapping that ass', you're an asshole too. You aren't a teenager trying to sound co in front of his buddies. Odds are you aren't some skinny mini either. I'm sending beer gut and balding. Yeah. What a catch.
ritchie_5233 0
What a total idiot. Maybe she would b in the mood if u kept your hand off your dick. You obviously dont need a wife then. I feel sorry for her. Dumbass. Get a life!!