Today, I would rather pound to porn than have sex with my wife, because trying to get her in the mood is too much hassle. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my wife told me that getting in the mood to have sex with me is like trying to get in the mood to hit the treadmill. FML
Today, I realized that sex with my husband has gotten so boring that I'd rather fake an orgasm than let him continue. FML
Today, I realised I may have some kind of problem, given that I masturbate daily, and sex with my wife no longer interests me because it takes too long, involves her instead of me alone, is too much hard work, and generally annoys me. FML
Today, my wife caught me masturbating to porn. She screamed at me and asked why I would be masturbating when I had her to have sex with. So I asked if she wanted to have sex, she said no. FML
Today, I can't seem to get off having sex with my wife. I've tried going to brothels, but I just end up watching YouTube shorts with the girls after failing to finish. The only thing that gets me off now is masturbating in my bed to the memory of an affair I had with a woman back in 2020. FML
Today, my wife told me she'd rather bust up concrete than get it on with me. FML
Today, I realized that I'm so depressed that I can't even watch porn without getting upset about how I can't get laid. FML
Today, my boyfriend would rather jerk off than have sex with me. Even if I'm next to him in bed. FML
Today, and every day for the past five months since I got married, whenever my husband and I try to have sex, I think of it as "wifely duties" and it turns me off so much. I can't stop, and we haven't had sex once. My husband is frustrated and angry, and keeps commenting that he should have known this would happen. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he'd rather jerk off to sexy pictures of me than actually have sex, because he gets too tired. FML
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xsupermanx 0
You're not doing something right...don't blame her lol.
hsm450 0
Have you ever thought about maybe she doesn't want to have sex with you because you pound to ****?
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Comments (64)
rinking 0
uh no, it is not time to go f**k someone else. you married her cause there was something there. talk to her, work it out. ask her what turns her on. its that easy.
TheMischiefMaker 0
I wonder how he'd feel about his wife saying, "My husband has a hormonal imbalance that lowers his sex drive. Its too much work to get him hard so i just ********** to thoughts of my ex instead." Maybe she does that anyway.
jstfyd 1
I know I would if I was married to this asshole
kukopia 0
Not a FML. It's a MyLifeIsAverage. Welcome to the real world.
paladininwaiting 1
i feel your pain....nuff said
k43L1 0
I feel sorry for you and your wife.
COBRAMORPH 0
Someone needs to explain to these bitches that we buy the cow so we can GET THE MILK WHEN WE WANT IT. We do NOT need women for much.
GreenDay13 0
Cobra Morph # 33 your such a ******* asshole. honestly why do you hate women so much? what have we ever done to you? your such a ******* no life.
perdix 31
I don't know what to say about COBRAMORPH. Look at it sense by sense and make up your own mind whether **** is better than real, live sex. Visual - You can't beat ****. The **** women are as good or better than anything in reality plus the stuff they do with lighting, makeup, camera angles, hair stylists ( ;) ), etc. makes the cinematic version much better than reality. Auditory - It's close. The real woman can say your real name, but the **** woman will tell you how much she wants certain things done to her that no real woman wants. They're reading scripts written my men, y' know. Tactile - Reality wins this one hands down. Smell and taste - **** is completely devoid of any sort of stimulation of these senses. Depending on the hygiene and natural body aromas of your partner, this could push the win to either side. To me, real still wins, but technology may help the fake version catch up sooner or later.
cristiannnnnnnnn 0
i will fight anyone here
megannb 0
obviously you don't want it that bad. ;)
cmm724 0
find someone else who wants it all the time... like me