Today, I would rather pound to porn than have sex with my wife, because trying to get her in the mood is too much hassle. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my wife told me that getting in the mood to have sex with me is like trying to get in the mood to hit the treadmill. FML
Today, I realized that sex with my husband has gotten so boring that I'd rather fake an orgasm than let him continue. FML
Today, I realised I may have some kind of problem, given that I masturbate daily, and sex with my wife no longer interests me because it takes too long, involves her instead of me alone, is too much hard work, and generally annoys me. FML
Today, my wife caught me masturbating to porn. She screamed at me and asked why I would be masturbating when I had her to have sex with. So I asked if she wanted to have sex, she said no. FML
Today, I can't seem to get off having sex with my wife. I've tried going to brothels, but I just end up watching YouTube shorts with the girls after failing to finish. The only thing that gets me off now is masturbating in my bed to the memory of an affair I had with a woman back in 2020. FML
Today, my wife told me she'd rather bust up concrete than get it on with me. FML
Today, I realized that I'm so depressed that I can't even watch porn without getting upset about how I can't get laid. FML
Today, my boyfriend would rather jerk off than have sex with me. Even if I'm next to him in bed. FML
Today, and every day for the past five months since I got married, whenever my husband and I try to have sex, I think of it as "wifely duties" and it turns me off so much. I can't stop, and we haven't had sex once. My husband is frustrated and angry, and keeps commenting that he should have known this would happen. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he'd rather jerk off to sexy pictures of me than actually have sex, because he gets too tired. FML
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xsupermanx 0
You're not doing something right...don't blame her lol.
hsm450 0
Have you ever thought about maybe she doesn't want to have sex with you because you pound to ****?
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Comments (64)
quackImapenguin 16
YDI for getting yourself addicted to **** and not appreciating real intimacy.
Pseudonym 18
Not only do I feel bad for your wife, but any woman stuck with someone who's trying to justify that these things are normal following marriage. As a married woman, that's absolute nonsense. Talk to your spouses, stop being lazy and assuming you don't have to romance or satisfy your spouse (male or female) just because you signed a legal document promising yourselves to one another. There's nothing wrong with wanting to just ********** but dear God don't go blaming it on your inability to generate desire from your spouse from lack of interest in so much as trying.
Hangryko 32
I hope she divorced you by now.