Today, I texted my Dad to tell him I'm staying at my boyfriend's house and won't be home. Since I had predictive text on, my phone didn't quite get the word 'home' - the message I sent said, 'I'm staying at Will's, I'll not be good tonight.' FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was using my dad's cell because I had broken mine. I was texting my boyfriend all day when my dad needed his phone back. I forgot to tell my boyfriend that my dad would be using the phone. My boyfriend then texted graphically what he wanted to do to my dad. FML
Today, I got a text message. It said, "I'm so drunk. What you up to, girl?" It was my dad. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I slept together. In the middle of the night, he saw my phone receiving a text from someone saying, "Hey baby, I missed you so much! I'm going to be visiting in a couple of days, hope to see you again, I love you!" He got mad and left my house. It was my dad in Ohio. FML
Today, I received a text message from my wife, who had gone out for the evening with some girlfriends, saying, "I have to take a friend home, she's drunk! I'll be staying at his place. Call you in the morning." Umm… His? FML
Today, I was house sitting by myself and I texted my mom saying how thankful I was that she was trusting me and not checking up on me. That night I threw a party at the house. My mom showed up to check on me because my text was "suspicious". FML
Today, I purposely misspelled words while texting my boyfriend so he would think I was out partying and having a life. FML
Today, I came home sick. After a while I received a text message. I thought it was a sweet "How are you baby?" from my boyfriend. It wasn't. He sent: "Hey, I'm going to work now. Please do not disturb. Thank you!" FML
Today, my parents left for work before I had to leave for school and I decided to skip. I stayed by the phone, expecting the school to call so I could pose as my parent and excuse my absence. The phone rings and I pick up. It's my Mom, calling to leave my dad a message on the machine. FML
Today, I texted the guy I went out with last night. He'd told me he’d text me when he got home, but he never did. Cracking a joke, I asked him if he was homeless or something, since he broke his word. He replied, “No, I’m just not that into you. Have a nice life.” FML
Today, I was sneaking over to my girlfriend's house. I sent her mother a text message thinking it was my girlfriend saying "There's a stalker coming in to make you his play mate ;]" Unfortunately when I got to her window I was greeted by her dad with a bat. FML
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5ive 0
oh naughty naughty!
Daaniellee1234 8
Uhm not gunna lie I had to read this FML a good couple times until I understood it. I found you worded it oddly. Maybe its just me.. ahah
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Comments (87)
whatevershesaid 0
Ummm, this is why we have cliches. Plus, if you know enough to be on this site, you know not to trust predictive text.
whatevershesaid 0
Yeah, wrong use of the word cliched.
renaet 0
Yeah what exactly did you mean by cliches o_O
Maxine17 8
...What?
perdix 31
I think whatevershesaid meant "commonly-used abbreviations" instead of "cliches." LOL, IDK, BRB, LMAO don't get "fixed" by predictive text. ING2BH2N is not widely accepted, though.
spitfire35 3
that happens a lot I end up typing good for home, of for me, if for he, etc.
Kladfvgbung 0
A cliche is a template/sjablon.
bobmandude 0
Giggity Giggity Goo!
5ive 0
oh naughty naughty!
breakingbenjamin_fml 0
LOL I sent this to all my friends truly a funny fml
Daaniellee1234 8
Uhm not gunna lie I had to read this FML a good couple times until I understood it. I found you worded it oddly. Maybe its just me.. ahah
B0SSAN0VACHICK 0
It is worded weirdly. "I'll not be home tonight"? Very strange indeed.
stevets01 6
Well, when you think about it, it's just him saying "I will not be home tonight".
lifeinhd 3
It's not worded weirdly at all. That sort of phrasing is perfectly normal in the UK.
AmeOwl 0
It's English. As in England.
lonelytrevor 5
I didn't get it either. And plus, it's too wordy.
JassyJas 2
LOL that ALWAYS happens to me and i text random people akward things!!
CMCAK 0
I really hate when that happens. I think it's a hassle to go back through and edit all your mistaken words too.
brklnsugar 0
sooooo not an FML....try again
alexandraa_fml 0
Do people not re-read their texts before they send them? Esp with predictive text on.
StaticDown 0
I sure do... but sometimes it happens randomly if I'm sending a quick text and I don't notice... Mostly I remember to double check though.
programme 0
No.
funkymunky27 0
u look like a burnt fake blonde lol!!
Luckster 0
So......is double-checking messages before sending considered not-cool these days? It doesn't take long to make sure you typed up the right words.
Panther_fml 0
yeah we are rebels. Checking our messages before sending them is so non-rebellious XD I have a qwerty phone... so much easier to NOT screw up.
MasterOfTheXP 2
YDI for using predictive text, and not reading it over before you send -_-
KliGGz 0
lemme guess...LG phone...guess "life's" not that "good" LoL
hellokimmiee 5
Pretty much every phone has it
krismir29 0
joke