Today, I would rather pound to porn than have sex with my wife, because trying to get her in the mood is too much hassle. FML
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Today, my wife told me that getting in the mood to have sex with me is like trying to get in the mood to hit the treadmill. FML
Today, I realized that sex with my husband has gotten so boring that I'd rather fake an orgasm than let him continue. FML
Today, I realised I may have some kind of problem, given that I masturbate daily, and sex with my wife no longer interests me because it takes too long, involves her instead of me alone, is too much hard work, and generally annoys me. FML
Today, my wife caught me masturbating to porn. She screamed at me and asked why I would be masturbating when I had her to have sex with. So I asked if she wanted to have sex, she said no. FML
Today, I can't seem to get off having sex with my wife. I've tried going to brothels, but I just end up watching YouTube shorts with the girls after failing to finish. The only thing that gets me off now is masturbating in my bed to the memory of an affair I had with a woman back in 2020. FML
Today, my wife told me she'd rather bust up concrete than get it on with me. FML
Today, I realized that I'm so depressed that I can't even watch porn without getting upset about how I can't get laid. FML
Today, my boyfriend would rather jerk off than have sex with me. Even if I'm next to him in bed. FML
Today, and every day for the past five months since I got married, whenever my husband and I try to have sex, I think of it as "wifely duties" and it turns me off so much. I can't stop, and we haven't had sex once. My husband is frustrated and angry, and keeps commenting that he should have known this would happen. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he'd rather jerk off to sexy pictures of me than actually have sex, because he gets too tired. FML
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xsupermanx 0
You're not doing something right...don't blame her lol.
hsm450 0
Have you ever thought about maybe she doesn't want to have sex with you because you pound to ****?
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Comments (64)
misspeg 0
what's new in the world of marriage? lol
califormula 0
well said!
whoisthisgirl 4
must not be good if she doesn't want to have it.
XXscenekidXX209 0
ew, no one want to kno this........
HelplessSerenade 5
No one wants to see your picture either...
_TheSmallThings_ 0
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HOOKERS!!
xsupermanx 0
You're not doing something right...don't blame her lol.
CannedSausages 0
Ay-to-the-men.
BeeSkwaird 0
Lazy prick
bioboy725 10
LOL! his prick is lazy
Twiztidbunny 0
agreed
The_Appendix_ 13
it's funny how everyone on fml blames the guy for anything that goes wrong during sex, even if it is 100% the girls fault.
lolhaha118118 0
Your poor wife.
DameGreyWulf 1
Sounds like you two either need to talk or need to try something new. Honey, there are various amounts of toys...
Danhickey 0
there's only one amount of toys.. but there's various toys.
alphaxzero 0
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either shes ******* someone else, or its time u **** someone else. sad but true. its why tiger cheated. if shes not putting out, thats what happens. and they always ask why it happened. wtf do u think?
kirstyla 2
just bc they arent having sex doesnt mean shes cheating or he has the right to cheat! her age, her hormones, work all make it harder for her to have a sex drive. my husband and i have dry spells bc my contracteption pill messes me up, neither of us are cheating. he obviously sounds too lazy to get her in the mood.
TexasGirl24 15
1) Sex is not a physical requirement in a relationship, even for men. 2) It didn't say she didn't want to have sex with him, it said he couldn't be bothered with getting her into the mood. 3) You're a moron if you really believe his lazy ass can cheat just because he doesn't want to give and take.
chapaholic 0
rofl rofl sooooo trueeee
truth215 0
that sucks real bad. she is proboblly trying to tell you something. give it a go and try to hit that.
Thecommish 0
agree
PersonX 0
no wonder she cant get in the mood, what u just said makes you a total jackass
pablo132 3
thats zoo true haha!!