Today, five years after the birth of our last child, my husband still hasn't gotten the vasectomy he swore he would get. He wouldn't let me get my tubes tied, because it was "the least he could do," but when I ask about it, I'm a nag. FML
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Today, I found out that the reason I hadn't gotten pregnant yet was because my husband had a vasectomy after the birth of his son. He even had the nerve to continously tell me, "it'll happen soon, baby" and let me believe we were trying. FML
Today, I found out that the reason I hadn't gotten pregnant yet was because my husband had a vasectomy after the birth of his son. He even had the nerve to continously tell me, "it'll happen soon, baby" and let me believe we were trying. FML
Today, my wife decided she wants to disregard our five-year plan to have kids, and is experimenting with the idea of having her tubes tied. FML
Today, eight months into our marriage, my husband decided to let me know he never wanted kids so he had a vasectomy years ago. He seemed surprised he hadn’t mentioned it before, like ever. I love him but I don’t like him very much right now. In fact, I don’t like him at all right now. FML
Today, I found out my wife is pregnant. The problem is she convinced me to get a vasectomy two years ago. FML
Today, I found out I'm pregnant. My husband had a vasectomy this past summer after our son was born and only took one of the two tests. I haven't cheated. He refuses to believe me or get his spunk checked again. FML
Today, my dad had his "sixteen years overdue" vasectomy. I'm fifteen. FML
Today, my dad told me that after my two older siblings were born, he got a vasectomy. However, something went wrong, and the vasectomy had failed, resulting in me. FML
Today, my husband got a vasectomy. My mother-in-law is extremely upset that he only gave her one grandson. Guess my other son doesn't count. FML
Today, my wife kicked me out because I had a vasectomy behind her back. I'm 45 and we have five kids, three of whom have already left the nest. FML
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DoctorPALO 14
Tell him if he's not getting it done, you are. Or tell him no more sex without proper birth control, for you BOTH. Condoms AND pills or shots or an IUD or whatever form you prefer. Or abstinence might be a good motivation.
madlime 3
A lot of places still won’t let you get your tubes tied without husband consent. Some are like that unless your over the age of 22 and have more than 2 children. There are so many rules in place where women do not have a choice over their own body.
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Comments (8)
Gemfez 17
Start pushing him for more sex and talk about him not getting the snip must mean he secretly wants more kids.
mando 10
I would tend to agree with this.
DoctorPALO 14
And have yet another child, which she obviously does not want, which would be exactly the point of thisFML? Most ignorant thing I've ever read.
Sara Niemantsverdriet 12
Sorry, "he wouldn't let you"? Are you a child that needs the consent of an adult?
madlime 3
A lot of places still won’t let you get your tubes tied without husband consent. Some are like that unless your over the age of 22 and have more than 2 children. There are so many rules in place where women do not have a choice over their own body.
MadiGirl24 18
Yeah a lot of people don't understand this. It's not that his say is final in the relationship, it's that if he doesn't agree to it, the DOCTOR won't do it. it's really ******* stupid.
Smgreene 15
Yeah...at 35 I had to have a hysterectomy...if it would have been three months earlier the doctor would have had to have my fathers permission. And that was with HAVING to have it. It wasnt because i wanted it. There are some messed up medical practices out there. And I agree with the others no sex until he gets snipped.
DoctorPALO 14
Tell him if he's not getting it done, you are. Or tell him no more sex without proper birth control, for you BOTH. Condoms AND pills or shots or an IUD or whatever form you prefer. Or abstinence might be a good motivation.
xxlk4xx 6
shit at this point I would just go and make the appointment for me to get my tubes tied lol
Newgal2328 7
Tell your pregnant on April fools day!That will teach him ..lol
Warp1978 15
Men can find the idea of a vasectomy unpleasant but it's a third of the recovery time of having your tubes tied. My vasectomy took half an hour and I walked home under anesthetic which wore off several hours later. No heavy lifting for a week and an ice pack were plenty to get over the pain but that only lasted for three days. I was sore for another seven days but seriously. No sex until he gets it done. (how my wife convinced me that it was a good idea)
John Raymond Matheney 6
they shove needles into your sack and then cut them open when your awake, fully aware of what they are doing. he is scared dude. and he knows it's less dangerous and invasive than getting your tubes tied, he's trying to be a good dude. help him through this
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Simple solution - Stop giving him sex until he holds up his end of the bargain.