the lawyer who would never commit adultery with his criminal client's wife while said criminal is in prison
Birrong, Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Conflict of interest
Today, my client is currently behind bars for repeatedly assaulting his wife, whom he suspected of being unfaithful to him. Now she's asking my help to get him out of prison, but her messages keep suggesting an interest in me that might get me into trouble once her husband is released. FML
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Ubehage 32
He's a scumbag for assaulting his wife. That said, it sure sounds like his reason was correct. FYL
Charlie Given 28
it's normal for people who have been in abusive toxic relationships to seek normalcy from a non-abusive person.
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Ubehage 32
He's a scumbag for assaulting his wife. That said, it sure sounds like his reason was correct. FYL
RichardPencil 32
"Help" him get out of prison by giving the court and parole board reasons to let him rot. Then you can bone the wife and collect fees!
Charlie Given 28
it's normal for people who have been in abusive toxic relationships to seek normalcy from a non-abusive person.
tiptoppc 21
I didn’t know lawyers were non abusive. Oh! You mean physically! Still, those fees are very abusive and predatory!