Today, my husband threw a tantrum and, in a blind rage, admitted to having an affair with his co-worker. All because the Cowboys are not making it to the SuperBowl. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my husband destroyed our brand new TV in a fit of rage, all because the Dallas Cowboys lost. I've only made 1 out of 18 payments on it so far. FML
Today, my husband won't talk to me because he got mad when I asked him what he thought about 'that lame performance last night'. He doesn't believe that I really was talking about football. FML
Today, my husband threw an epic temper tantrum because I wouldn’t have sex with him. I recently suffered from a miscarriage and the thought of anything going on down there makes me uncomfortable. He eventually calmed down and said, "Fine, just don’t be surprised if I end up cheating." FML
Today, my husband threw an epic tantrum about how “men are allowed to have female friends”, smashed stuff in the living room, for him to storm out and slam the door, making the house tremble. All I did was tell him that his friendship with his secretary made me uncomfortable. FML
Today, my soon-to-be-ex husband threw an epic tantrum, with crying, snotty nose, throwing himself on the floor, grabbing me by my feet, begging me not to leave him, and that he’s “so sorry” after I confronted him about the sexts and nudes he’s been sending to another woman. FML
Today, my husband came home from work in a bad mood. Why? He found out that a certain female coworker of his isn't single anymore. FML
Today, my husband threw an epic tantrum because I asked him to put away the leftovers from dinner. Yeah, because I guess me going to the grocery store, then preparing and serving the food AFTER working a 10 hour day wasn’t enough. Thanks babe. FML
Today, my plan to punish my husband by leaving him for a week completely failed. When I got home from the hotel, he had his buddies over happily watching football, but his face fell when I walked in, like I’d ruined his day by coming home. I don’t think my marriage can be saved at this point. FML
Today, my husband of three years told me he only proposed to me because his favorite football team was winning and he had been drunk. I had our second child three days ago. FML
Today, my husband had a temper tantrum because I wouldn't get him a chocolate bar at the store register. FML
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mike3775 39
What is it with Cowboys fans. I have seen 4 different TikTok videos of Cowboys fans losing it over the loss this year, and now this. Your team has choked for over a decade now, you should be used to,it by now. Plus be glad your not a Lions fan
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
Looks like the Cowboys aren't the only ones with a ****** up scoring record.
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mike3775 39
What is it with Cowboys fans. I have seen 4 different TikTok videos of Cowboys fans losing it over the loss this year, and now this. Your team has choked for over a decade now, you should be used to,it by now. Plus be glad your not a Lions fan
RichardPencil 32
She's such a CeeDee *****! Does she choke on the big ones like Dak Prescott? Did he turn to her because he thinks you have an Ezekiel Elliott, that is, a tired, worn-out pussy? Dr. Phil and Stephen A. Smith need to know!
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
Looks like the Cowboys aren't the only ones with a ****** up scoring record.
poopface82 25
This is why you should have married a Dolphins fan instead - warm weather home games and we have zero expectations.
lgrave 8
What?!??! The Cowboys are not making it to the SuperBowl?!?!
RichardPencil 32
Yes, it's the 21st century. The Cowboys haven't come close to the Super Bowl for a quarter-century.
spinningrecords 14
You deserve it, the writing was on the wall when you married a Cowboys fan. It will only get worse.