Today, I worked up the courage at lunch to sit next to the girl I've been in love with for 3 years. Everything was going great. That is, until I sneezed and my retainer shot out my mouth, and landed in her lap. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was on a date with a girl and everything was going great. As I took her back to her house and walked her to her door, I leaned in for a kiss. She seemed to really enjoy it, so I went for another but as I leaned in again, I sneezed uncontrollably, shooting her face with saliva and snot. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. It was going well until our braces got caught. Out of pain, I tried to pull away, which made my eyes water. Then I sneezed in his mouth. FML
Today, I was sitting with my crush at lunch. Trying to flirt, I tried to stare seductively into his eyes while sucking on my straw. I missed. The straw shot straight up my nose, causing me the worst nose bleed of my life. FML
Today, the dentist sneezed in my mouth. FML
Today, I had to sneeze really bad in a restaurant. To avoid sneezing on everybody's food, I turned my head to the side and sneezed, it just so happens a waitress was there serving a table. My nose went straight into her ass. FML
Today, I was kissing my crush for the first time and her tooth fell out into my mouth. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend, and ended up sitting next to this girl who wouldn't stop sneezing. Grossed out, I asked my boyfriend if we could switch seats. After doing so, the girl immediately stopped sneezing and started flirting with him. FML
Today, I was making out with a girl who I've had a crush on for a while now. It was all going fine until one of my teeth decided to dislodge itself. She promptly spat out the tooth and left. FML
Today, while at work, a sneeze snuck up on me. Ever sneeze so violently your fake tooth shoots into the cubicle across from you? FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to the movies. She's pretty conservative and I decided after four dates to give her her first ever kiss. As I leaned in she violently sneezed and hit me in the nose with the hand she brought up to cover her face. I broke my nose and got blood down her cleavage. FML
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Top comments
whoknowsme 0
Chances are buddy you don't /love/ her. You're young, it sucks, but it's okay :) There will be new girls, better girls and besides if this girl is soooo off put by this retainer thing. She isn't right for you.
tincans 0
wtf kind of sneeze is that? and if you wouldve covered your mouth, your retainer wouldve stayed in place.
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Comments (101)
1wearSweaters 0
I think the most surprising thing about this is that they have orthodontia in the UK.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Zing!
notyou123 0
u don't eat with a retainer
JockeyGirl 0
aww poor thing :(((
xneongirlx 0
bahah yuh dun eat with a retainer.. an yuh cant love that girl if yuh finally juss worked up the courage to talk to her o.o its called a crush (:
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Yeah, like a pterodactyl attack. Or salmonella.
JacksonCampbell 9
you deserved it for sneezing.
Kujirai 0
If you covered your nose and mouth like you're suppose to do this wouldn't have happened.
Chris9786 0
www.sftlolz.com
Domingo_fml 0
why didnt you covered your mouth?! Pig
PrinzMetal6 0
cover your mouth dumbass