Today, I worked up the courage at lunch to sit next to the girl I've been in love with for 3 years. Everything was going great. That is, until I sneezed and my retainer shot out my mouth, and landed in her lap. FML
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Today, I was on a date with a girl and everything was going great. As I took her back to her house and walked her to her door, I leaned in for a kiss. She seemed to really enjoy it, so I went for another but as I leaned in again, I sneezed uncontrollably, shooting her face with saliva and snot. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. It was going well until our braces got caught. Out of pain, I tried to pull away, which made my eyes water. Then I sneezed in his mouth. FML
Today, I was sitting with my crush at lunch. Trying to flirt, I tried to stare seductively into his eyes while sucking on my straw. I missed. The straw shot straight up my nose, causing me the worst nose bleed of my life. FML
Today, the dentist sneezed in my mouth. FML
Today, I had to sneeze really bad in a restaurant. To avoid sneezing on everybody's food, I turned my head to the side and sneezed, it just so happens a waitress was there serving a table. My nose went straight into her ass. FML
Today, I was kissing my crush for the first time and her tooth fell out into my mouth. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend, and ended up sitting next to this girl who wouldn't stop sneezing. Grossed out, I asked my boyfriend if we could switch seats. After doing so, the girl immediately stopped sneezing and started flirting with him. FML
Today, I was making out with a girl who I've had a crush on for a while now. It was all going fine until one of my teeth decided to dislodge itself. She promptly spat out the tooth and left. FML
Today, while at work, a sneeze snuck up on me. Ever sneeze so violently your fake tooth shoots into the cubicle across from you? FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to the movies. She's pretty conservative and I decided after four dates to give her her first ever kiss. As I leaned in she violently sneezed and hit me in the nose with the hand she brought up to cover her face. I broke my nose and got blood down her cleavage. FML
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Top comments
whoknowsme 0
Chances are buddy you don't /love/ her. You're young, it sucks, but it's okay :) There will be new girls, better girls and besides if this girl is soooo off put by this retainer thing. She isn't right for you.
tincans 0
wtf kind of sneeze is that? and if you wouldve covered your mouth, your retainer wouldve stayed in place.
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Comments (101)
esueh 0
aww i wouldn't hold that against you if i was her, i would still try to give you a chance despite this awkwardness.
ownitx3 0
Aw apologize , she'll understand.?
rowbot4 0
why did you have your retainer in while eating lunch?
Isoldael 27
She will probably laugh about it later... If she has any sense of humour
barbie_9941 13
why were you wearing your retainer at lunch??
photoquilty 6
Why didn't you cover your gd mouth?!
mahli08 6
Try covering your mouth next time. Ydi for being disgusting!
dabom392 4
Lol. How do you love someone when it seems like you just talked to them for the first time?
Dashelle 25
This is why you should cover your mouth!
maggiefox 25
Did you do one of those epic tilt head back sneezes?