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Salem828 1
1: Obviously they've had sex; you exist. 2: They are allowed to have fun too!
wanted_2_want 40
Ohhh Kinky!
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Comments (22)
Salem828 1
1: Obviously they've had sex; you exist. 2: They are allowed to have fun too!
tranced_ 45
and so 3. It was awkward.
Dave_Davington 35
Well, now you know where you get it from.
wanted_2_want 40
Ohhh Kinky!
RichardPencil 32
What does kinky mean?
RichardPencil 32
Good thing they had put the double-ended ***** on layaway before you met them! That was close!
Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15
least you got the same taste
whiskey'swino 15
Good for them for them, being together long enough to have a grown daughter and still trying to spice things up!
RichardPencil 32
Mom whispers to Dad, “Look, they’re not even married zero years and they have to resort to toys to spice up their sex life. Sad.”
Shmebs44 6
Misread it as your parents were having sex in the shop.
onceuponatime456 16
Did you actually think that your parents never had sex? How the eff do you think you were made?
Alup132 22
Are you dumb? It’s awkward to think about your parents having sex and in a toy shop, they knew they had sex...
TxKitten79 10
Why is everyone always surprised to find out their parents have a sex life?