Today, I discovered that my mom bought roll on stick glue that looks quite a bit like deodorant. It was early in the morning and I was groggy. Long story short, I had to cut every one of my pit hairs. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was getting ready for work and I sprayed my hair to stay in place, then went to spray deodorant under my arm, but noticed that it was super sticky. No wonder my hair spray smelled like baby powder, I'd confused one product with another. FML
Today, my mother refused to talk to me because I wouldn't let her use my deodorant stick. FML
Today, I woke up with greasy hair, despite taking a shower last night. After washing my hair several times and it not going away, I realized that yesterday I put aerosol deodorant in my hair instead of hairspray. FML
Today, I was apparently tired enough to spray silly string under my armpits rather than deodorant. FML
Today, I walked in on my mother using a razor to shave my dad's cream-covered testicles. FML
Today, my mom proudly told me that she found the perfect thing to combat my B.O. Extra strength degreaser. FML
Today, while at work, I was trying to locate the source of the really bad BO wafting around, when I realized I'd forgotten to put on deodorant this morning. I have 5 hours of shame left to go. FML
Today, my mother chewed me out for not wearing deodorant and smelling of B.O. I was wearing plenty of deodorant. My shirt just smelled like my boyfriend, whom I'd been cuddling with earlier. FML
Today, I was waxing my legs and somehow dropped an enormous dollop of hot wax on my naked crotch. I refused to yank it off, but still had to cut it off with scissors. So now I have a huge patch of pubic hair way shorter than the rest of it. It looks a right mess FML
Today, I sprayed hair spray under my arms instead of anti-perspirant. I didn't realize it until I went to put my shirt on and couldn't raise my arms. FML
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Top comments
ShadowOfHope 9
Seeing that you're a fellow Californian, I could only look at the bright side that you don't need as much water for your showers now, haha. As of the accident, at least it was just the pits. Hope your hair grows back lusciously.
Schizomaniac 24
It was early in the morning and he was groggy. Go home turtle, you're drunk.
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Comments (51)
The_Basileus 9
Perhaps she did it on purpose...
False_Stupidity 42
Yeah, sounds to me like a prank.
drunkturtle 14
How could you not have smelled the difference?? And u put it on both arms? YDI
Schizomaniac 24
It was early in the morning and he was groggy. Go home turtle, you're drunk.
corky1992 33
Super tired or not I can still tell the difference between deodorant and a damn glue stick lol.
ChristinePi 36
To be fair OP is a guy. So who knows how thick his hair is. You'd think you could feel the difference but maybe he has that much hair. I'm now waiting to see if someone else used hair spray thinking it was deodorant as well before.
JayGatsby 25
Some people have odorless deodorant.
MikaykayUnicorn 36
#41, most glue I have used in my life has a certain smell, so you'd think even if his deodorant was odorless he would notice the difference in smell.
ShadowOfHope 9
Seeing that you're a fellow Californian, I could only look at the bright side that you don't need as much water for your showers now, haha. As of the accident, at least it was just the pits. Hope your hair grows back lusciously.
onlychildFTW 34
Is armpit hair really a good thing to have? It just holds sweat and other things while also helping to stain shirts and whatnot.
RedPillSucks 33
its there for a reason
corky1992 33
I've never seen glue sticks that could be mistaken as deodorant..
saffy66 34
Can't see OP's gender... If female, maybe mama meant for this to happen.
ihartmytdi 23
"Odour protection that really sticks to you! All-new 24 Hour Adhesive sweat guard technology!"
oathkeeper99 31
You had to cut every one of your pit hairs or you had to cut everyone off them? Why were multiple people touching your armpit hair?
whysobeachy 37
You tried.
MsMedea 26
Sounds like a sticky situation!
ILikeKoalas 24
Oh well, women always shave their pits. And I know far too well about how it grows back gloriously ;-;
sweetbliss3 37
just curious why you cut them instead of just washing your pits?
shitstorm28 11
Because glue doesn't always wash off.