Today, I was getting ready for the school swimming carnival and was running very late. I reached for my deodorant and sprayed it on. It was only when I was at the pool that I realized I had accidentally grabbed the spray tan and covered my underarms in it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I sprayed hair spray under my arms instead of anti-perspirant. I didn't realize it until I went to put my shirt on and couldn't raise my arms. FML
Today, I was getting ready for work and I sprayed my hair to stay in place, then went to spray deodorant under my arm, but noticed that it was super sticky. No wonder my hair spray smelled like baby powder, I'd confused one product with another. FML
Today, while running late to my sister's wedding and rushing to get ready, I accidentally grabbed my travel size shaving cream can in place of my body spray, and quickly drew a blue foaming line across my rental tux. FML
Today, I was in a rush to get to work and forgot to put on deodorant. I didn't realize until my coworker told me I smelled like a gym sock. FML
Today, I got a spray tan for homecoming. While I was dancing, I got really sweaty and the spray tan rubbed off on the guy's white tux. FML
Today, I was running late for work and grabbed what I thought was my deodorant. Turns out, it was my husband's foot spray. Now I'm at the office smelling like a combination of roses and athlete's foot. FML
Today, I was apparently tired enough to spray silly string under my armpits rather than deodorant. FML
Today, someone switched my hairspray with bug spray when I didn't notice. I used it. FML
Today, I had to use anti-perspirant deodorant under my breasts. FML
Today, I realized that I'd run out of deodorant. On top of that, I was late to work so I had to run, making me all sweaty and smelly. To cover it up, I used the air-freshener in the toilet at work. Everyone recognized the "Lemon Tree" scent and now all of my colleagues think I'm a cheap bastard. FML
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RedPillSucks 33
swimming carnival?
SpaceMannn 0
I don't care how embarassing your situation was, all I care about is why do you have fake tan spray? Jersey Shore status:D
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Comments (73)
x805xUnknown 6
Now you look like a dumbass.
MissErikaHart 0
smells like 1 too
arkumx 3
that's not that bad. it just seems like a good anecdote.
WishResign 0
I'm curious to know how a dumbass smells, Miss Hart? hahaha ;)
DocBastard 40
A dumbass smells like an uneducated anus, obviously.
iGrenade 0
spray tan? pathetic.
iCJ86 0
A school swimming carnival?
jewban 3
YDI for using spraytan rofll
iHOOT4Hooters 0
Damn, your life must be completely ruined. How could you ever live with yourself? *sarcasm*
ColetteL 4
WTF is a swimming carnival?
karlitaa_dimpzz7 0
lmao >.< justt to funny (x
hnz 13
so? it will be washed off when you go into the pool..
bailes_o_hay 0
which is the problem haha OP's going to have orange streaks following him/her in the pool
girlygeek004 8
No it won't
schwancy 2
The good news is the chlorine will most likely fade the spray tan.
hey123hey123 0
why don't you just spray yourself all over so it'll blend in
xVictoriaDreamz 0
That's embarrassing.
ImaginaryFoe 1
Don't know much about spray tan. Wouldn't it rub or wash right off? I always assumed it need a while to set or something. Well, enjoy showing off your stinky, dark underarms.
Xavi89 0
tan in a can makes you look like an ass!
fleaflea4677 5
A tan ass.
SpaceMannn 0
I don't care how embarassing your situation was, all I care about is why do you have fake tan spray? Jersey Shore status:D
pennies_lane 6
oh you poor, poor princess you :(
RedPillSucks 33
swimming carnival?
sarah48_fml 0
lol that's what I was thinking the whole time reading the fml.. what the hell is a swimming carnival?
ImaginaryFoe 1
I'm not a swimmer so my English to English translation may be off. I believe it is called a swim meet in the States.
epicsauceee 0
yeah, school event where everyone goes to a pool, it's just what we call it here
maphineRAWRS 10
yeah what ^ they said it's a school event, the school goes to a pool and the students swim in races for places and points for their "house".. just what we call it :)
ulicksam 0
YDI just for using fake tan. And anyone that puts something in or on their body without looking to see what it is deserves whatever they get.