Today, I crashed my car into a bridge, while playing a song with the line, "I crashed my car into a bridge". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was singing while driving through the car park. I blacked out trying to hit a high note, and ended up bashing into another car. FML
Today, while driving to work in heavy traffic, I got so into the song I was listening to that I tapped my foot on the gas to the beat. I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, I was in the car with my friends. A techno song came on and we started fist-pumping. We hit a bump, I fist-pumped myself in the face, and crashed into a stop sign. FML
Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML
Today, I totalled my car. I flipped it over on the freeway and broke my collarbone in the process. I was in extreme pain and unable to move. It took the ambulance an hour to get there in rush hour traffic. The song repeating on my iPod was, "Don't Worry, be Happy." FML
Today, the day after I bragged about never having a car accident in my life, I mistakenly put my car into Drive instead of Reverse and crashed into my own house. FML
Today, I got into a car crash, in my own garage. FML
Today, while driving my car, there was a talk on the radio about road safety. I got so engrossed that I drifted and crashed my car into a sign promoting the talk. FML
Today, I was waiting in the McDonald's drive-thru and listening to some music. I was tapping my non-driving foot to the song when I accidentally tapped the wrong foot and rear ended the cop car in front of me. Whoops. FML
Today, I rear-ended a car while I was texting about the accident ahead which was causing all the traffic. FML
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sohigh10 34
But.. you love it?
jarrahj 19
But did you watch, did you let it burn?
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Comments (121)
sohigh10 34
But.. you love it?
couchcat 25
I DONT CARE! I LOVE IT!
thetacosniper 14
How does one manage to crash a car into a bridge?
jessmakesamess 9
lmao by ******* not caring
MidnaLink 35
Or by ice, other idiots, bad weather… plenty of contributing factors.
conman531 23
By having a car going forward while there's a bridge in front of the car.
MegaExplosives 17
by loving it
kieron2013 19
I did it on a
karmahugs 11
I dont care I love it
blissfully_me 16
That's what I wanted to say.
jarrahj 19
But did you watch, did you let it burn?
kittykat1501 31
Did you put your SO's stuff in a bag and push it down the steps?
Ramos808 29
Oh, the irony! I'm sure Icona Pop wanted to cause many accidents with those lyrics, lol
myGRAM 14
Please go learn what irony is.
MzZombicidal 36
Oh, honey... @#35
JustinJK 21
Situational irony "a state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often amusing as a result.". I think OPs predicament could be classified as such @35
PrincessZelda_HR 22
...but this isn't contrary? Literally the exact same thing happened; I'd classify it more as a humorous coincidence
ftloosenfanzfree 7
No, it's not contrary at all. It's literally exactly as stated. If the lyrics were about NOT crashing into a bridge it could be ironic. As it is, it is just a coincidence, not irony. A very expensive coincidence.
G_wiz 5
Icona Pop <3
Jachin357 28
oh the irony!
cosmic_peanut 17
I was talking to my ex today while a song about garbage was playing
pop17123 19
Yeah you jinx yourself, YDI. But sorry you crashed.
snowkittyyy 18
#9 you obviously don't love it. Or understand it.
pop17123 19
I do understand but I'm just saying the OP jinxed themselves
snowkittyyy 18
How is that jinxing herself/himself? For all you know it was a coincidence that the radio station played that song right at that moment.
FSGInsainity 15
Who knows, mabey they'll call you from a payphone
coops456 14
Go read a book.
pop17123 19
Whatever
mineller 24
But did you love it?