Today, after years of loneliness, I met the most amazing girl on Omegle. We spoke for ages and really clicked. But before either of us could exchange numbers, I lost my internet connection and her along with it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I went to a rock concert and met this amazing girl. We started talking and then swapped cell numbers. Five minutes later, she asks to see my cellphone, so I gave it to her. Once I got home I went to text her and saw that she deleted her number. FML
Where are you?
Today, I found a really amazing person on a dating site. We had just begun our conversation and within 15-20 minutes, the site went offline. I thought she'd ghosted me, and she's probably thinking the same too. It's been two hours and it's still down. FML
Today, I met a really hot chick while waiting for the bus. We spoke for 4 hours till we got to our destination. She hugged me and we parted ways. Later that day I realised she stole my phone. FML
Today, for the first time I sat next to a hot babe. I was feeling nervous, nevertheless, I managed to shyly ask her phone number. It’s only when I arrived back home that I realized there was a digit missing. FML
Today, for the first time in months, I got a call from a beautiful girl asking me what I was doing tonight. Then my battery died. FML
Today, I finally got the girl of my dreams' phone number. After texting her "Hey, is this Stephanie?" I got response saying "Sorry bro, I know how you feel, she did the same thing to me." FML
BFF for life
Today, I'd been lonely for a while when I finally met a girl that is genuinely brilliant. She's all huggy, clingy and likes me back. Turns out she's a lesbian, so we can't be anything more. FML
Today, I wanted to text my girlfriend but lately we'd been at a loss for things to talk about. I thought, "Come on, she's your girlfriend, what's the worst that could happen." One hour and twenty two minutes later, I was single. FML
Tinder surprise
Today, I was hitting it off pretty well with a girl I met through a dating app. However, she's never going to speak to me again because I also happened to "match" with her friend. How was I supposed to know they knew each other? FML
Today, I was browsing a website where you can talk to strangers anonymously, when I met a guy I really hit it off with. After talking for two hours, we decided to keep in touch, just in time for me to hit the "Next Person" button by mistake. There's no way to undo it. FML
Top comments
gracehi 33
There's only one thing to do: Run down every street in the world, screaming her name. It's a plan more reliable than your internet service.
pleasedie 22
Well good luck clicking through all of the d**** to find her again.
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Mr_Relatable 16
Thanks Obama
gracehi 33
There's only one thing to do: Run down every street in the world, screaming her name. It's a plan more reliable than your internet service.
WonkasMistake 6
I've had this exact thing happen to me before! I met my soul mate before the internet crapped out!
Luxray24 13
I fail to see how one can say they met their soulmate when they only talked for less than a day.
kaablam 17
#51, Says the one who never met their soul mate
BamBAmGG 14
If it's truly meant to be you'll find each other again OP. & #51 A lot of things can happen in just one day.
Tyrez 32
Maybe you could at least find some comfort in that are nice strangers out there whom with you can make a connection and befriend.
MrsPegg 45
I met a wonderful man a few weekends ago on Omegle and we talked for 4 hours. Then we exchanged SnapChat ID's and after a few messages he blocked me. Totally confusing but that was some of the best intellectual conversation I have ever had in my life. I know my story is different than OP's but I figured it was worth saying that even if nothing comes of it, it's nice.
gosh_mate 30
Bad luck but you really shouldn't trust internet chatting sites anyway
Mauskau 36
Why not? You can meet some wonderful people online. Are you saying you've not spoken to someone you don't know online and ended up enjoying the conversation and adding them as a friend somewhere?
RedPillSucks 33
catfish
not_emo_kid666 16
I agree. Some people, sorry MOST people on omegle are fake as **** and are horny 13 year olds looking to see some **** or just old creepy guys
NickACD 27
I've catfished guys just because I got bored, it's fun and funny as hell.
gracehi 33
NockACD, I curse you and hope your head falls off at an awkward moment.
lexiieeex3 32
"We found love in a hopeless place."
MasterTron 24
Yellow diamonds in the light
Vanilleextrakt 7
how do you know it was a girl?
ChopSuey444 20
Because Omegle is a video chat site. So he more than likely saw her.
RedPillSucks 33
there are guys who look androdgenous enough to pass
rinoa_fml 10
*She* more than likely saw her.
soullyfe 33
@23: You can ask talk through chat as well. Maybe that's what they were referring to since you can either text or video.
soullyfe 33
*also, not ask
calebjoe99 13
Dang, that really sucks OP. I agree, FYL. Hope you find someone else that's perfect for you.
pleasedie 22
Well good luck clicking through all of the d**** to find her again.
trellz17 19
Odd, every time I log onto Omegle all I get are horny guys trying to show me their dicks. Hmmmm...
LostInTheZone11 29
I've been on there twice. Once after a 30min+ endeavor of just trying meet someone who's not horny, I found one person to chat to for a little while. Like me she was thankful to find someone who just wanted a pleasant talk.