Today, I woke up with a hangover after an intense night out. I decided to look at my camera to figure out what happened the night before. All my pictures were deleted except one video of me dancing to Lollipop by Lil Wayne, and giving a lapdance and head to my giant plush rat. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up with a hangover. I had a party last night. Besides a stolen TV, someone seemingly decided to take a dump in my piano. FML
Today, I went to a party that my friends were throwing. I had a great time and got blackout drunk. I woke up to videos from my girlfriend from last night. At some point I'd managed to take off my shorts and boxers and spent the rest of the party naked from the waist down. FML
Today, I walked into work after being completly wasted last night. I was sitting in a meeting when all of a sudden the presenter had gotten an e-mail saying "crazy girl dances on tables at local bar". So obviously everyone wanted to watch it. That crazy girl was me. FML
Today, I woke up after a night out at the bar, immediately remembering that I had lost my cell phone, my ID, and somehow spent $100. Feeling like shit already, my friend then went on to tell me that I flashed the entire bar, and ran around the hotel naked. FML
Today, after a night of heavy drinking, I woke up handcuffed to my bed. My friends who are responsible for this think it's hilarious and claimed not to remember where they put the keys. They took pictures, then left. FML
Today, at my bachelorette party, I got so wasted, I ended up giving my stripper a lap dance because he "wasn't doing it properly". There's photos. FML
Today, after a big house party the night before, I woke up with a dry mouth and a pounding hangover. I took a swig from a cup I'd left on my bedside table the night before, thinking it was water. Nope; it was vodka. FML
Today, I woke up on a friend's floor with a massive hangover after her party last night. My friend, who was next to me, barfed all over me. She then told me that while I was drunk last night, I made out with her dog as well as two of our other friend's boyfriends. FML
Today, I woke up to find out that my phone, which contained all of my pictures and videos from the past year, had completely crashed. Despite trying everything, I couldn't recover any of the data, even from the cloud backup. All those memories, gone forever. FML
Today, my wife showed me a video she took of me last night. I was shit-faced, dancing half naked to '90s club music in the middle of the street at midnight. She won't stop laughing at me and replaying the video. FML
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lifsukssumtimes 0
holy shit
cheese1756 0
Since when did giant plush rats have genitals?
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o_m_g_joe 0
#21 mickey mouse duh!
ArielTheMermaid 17
22- uh Mickey MOUSE?
_insertnamehere_ 0
That's if this is the only copy.... but at least it was a fake rat? But yes, it could have been much worse.
save_me_08 0
I'm guessing you guys have never seen Good Luck Chuck? At the end he orally satisfies a stuffed penguin. Same basic concept I'm sure. And if that video is any illusion to your night...you might be better off w/o pictures
peanut_gallery 2
Sounds like a fun night--I wouldn't worry about what anyone thought of you doing it. You were just having a good time.
thatsbull95 0
why do you have a stuffed animal rat anyway??
maggiemaexo 0
How'd you give head to a plush rat? does it have a plush penis?
blahdsflksfd 0
This is why alcohol is stupid and bad.
thebigslim 13
I wonder if this is a good time to say that I can get access to a Mickey Mouse suit for the next time you decide to get that wasted. It is almost complete too, the only thing missing from it at this point is they haven't finished doing the crotch area.
cattoe7 0
at least it wasn't a real rat.. gosh that would really suck
cattoe7 0
at least the rat had fun?..maybe