Today, I woke up with a hangover after an intense night out. I decided to look at my camera to figure out what happened the night before. All my pictures were deleted except one video of me dancing to Lollipop by Lil Wayne, and giving a lapdance and head to my giant plush rat. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up with a hangover. I had a party last night. Besides a stolen TV, someone seemingly decided to take a dump in my piano. FML
Today, I went to a party that my friends were throwing. I had a great time and got blackout drunk. I woke up to videos from my girlfriend from last night. At some point I'd managed to take off my shorts and boxers and spent the rest of the party naked from the waist down. FML
Today, I walked into work after being completly wasted last night. I was sitting in a meeting when all of a sudden the presenter had gotten an e-mail saying "crazy girl dances on tables at local bar". So obviously everyone wanted to watch it. That crazy girl was me. FML
Today, I woke up after a night out at the bar, immediately remembering that I had lost my cell phone, my ID, and somehow spent $100. Feeling like shit already, my friend then went on to tell me that I flashed the entire bar, and ran around the hotel naked. FML
Today, after a night of heavy drinking, I woke up handcuffed to my bed. My friends who are responsible for this think it's hilarious and claimed not to remember where they put the keys. They took pictures, then left. FML
Today, at my bachelorette party, I got so wasted, I ended up giving my stripper a lap dance because he "wasn't doing it properly". There's photos. FML
Today, after a big house party the night before, I woke up with a dry mouth and a pounding hangover. I took a swig from a cup I'd left on my bedside table the night before, thinking it was water. Nope; it was vodka. FML
Today, I woke up on a friend's floor with a massive hangover after her party last night. My friend, who was next to me, barfed all over me. She then told me that while I was drunk last night, I made out with her dog as well as two of our other friend's boyfriends. FML
Today, I woke up to find out that my phone, which contained all of my pictures and videos from the past year, had completely crashed. Despite trying everything, I couldn't recover any of the data, even from the cloud backup. All those memories, gone forever. FML
Today, my wife showed me a video she took of me last night. I was shit-faced, dancing half naked to '90s club music in the middle of the street at midnight. She won't stop laughing at me and replaying the video. FML
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lifsukssumtimes 0
holy shit
cheese1756 0
Since when did giant plush rats have genitals?
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chrissirhc987 0
Haha wow last time I checked stuffed animals didn't have balls... That musta been pretty hard. But seriously if u were drunk enough to do that YDI
superashface 0
you can win giant plush rats at festivals... it was probably the tail maybe their were no interesting/hot guys out that night.
jollyjam1 2
Pathetic...yep drinking makes you cool.
24788 7
lol, you must of been wasted.
IpodAndLoveObses 0
You really need a boyfriend/girlfriend if a stuffed rat is getting more action than u r, plus u deserved it for getting that drunk
Emika_fml 0
I don't think she was partying alone at home, like some of you oddly assume - after all, right in the first sentence it says "an intense night OUT." So OP, here's what I think happened: you went out on the town with friends, got wasted, picture-taking ensued. Later in the evening, you a) were reviewing the evening's photos, hated them, and deleted them, or b) drunkenly erased them by mistake. But never fear, probably you weren't the only one with a camera, so one of your dear friends has all the embarrassing evidence leading up to the rat's delight. My guess would be some sort of rejection (you hit on a guy, he shoots you down cause you're acting like a drunken slob), followed by a couple shots and some "Guys are rubbish! Men are so stupid. They're dogs - no, they're rats! Like this giant plush rat I carry around with me at all times" (sure, why not) "I don't need a man - look, I can have fun with this rat..." Am I close?
Bryan_Z 0
you can still recover you pictures yet, if you still have the SD card.
Kitty34_fml 0
This is why you don't drink to get drunk out of your face and act like a *****. You're lucky that stuffed toy wasn't a 45 year old rapist.
finnaaas 0
Hahahaa. Dude, FYL! Post that shit on youtube, ASAP.
Weil 0
I've got some bad news for you...you're a furry.