Today, I woke up with a hangover after an intense night out. I decided to look at my camera to figure out what happened the night before. All my pictures were deleted except one video of me dancing to Lollipop by Lil Wayne, and giving a lapdance and head to my giant plush rat. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up with a hangover. I had a party last night. Besides a stolen TV, someone seemingly decided to take a dump in my piano. FML
Today, I went to a party that my friends were throwing. I had a great time and got blackout drunk. I woke up to videos from my girlfriend from last night. At some point I'd managed to take off my shorts and boxers and spent the rest of the party naked from the waist down. FML
Today, I walked into work after being completly wasted last night. I was sitting in a meeting when all of a sudden the presenter had gotten an e-mail saying "crazy girl dances on tables at local bar". So obviously everyone wanted to watch it. That crazy girl was me. FML
Today, I woke up after a night out at the bar, immediately remembering that I had lost my cell phone, my ID, and somehow spent $100. Feeling like shit already, my friend then went on to tell me that I flashed the entire bar, and ran around the hotel naked. FML
Today, after a night of heavy drinking, I woke up handcuffed to my bed. My friends who are responsible for this think it's hilarious and claimed not to remember where they put the keys. They took pictures, then left. FML
Today, at my bachelorette party, I got so wasted, I ended up giving my stripper a lap dance because he "wasn't doing it properly". There's photos. FML
Today, after a big house party the night before, I woke up with a dry mouth and a pounding hangover. I took a swig from a cup I'd left on my bedside table the night before, thinking it was water. Nope; it was vodka. FML
Today, I woke up on a friend's floor with a massive hangover after her party last night. My friend, who was next to me, barfed all over me. She then told me that while I was drunk last night, I made out with her dog as well as two of our other friend's boyfriends. FML
Today, I woke up to find out that my phone, which contained all of my pictures and videos from the past year, had completely crashed. Despite trying everything, I couldn't recover any of the data, even from the cloud backup. All those memories, gone forever. FML
Today, my wife showed me a video she took of me last night. I was shit-faced, dancing half naked to '90s club music in the middle of the street at midnight. She won't stop laughing at me and replaying the video. FML
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lifsukssumtimes 0
holy shit
cheese1756 0
Since when did giant plush rats have genitals?
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newguy90 0
Do not take any new picutres or videos!! there r free programs that help u easily recover deleted data! Still... YDI
BaldOuting 0
1) who has a giant plush rat? that sounds creepy. 2) were you partying alone?
randomness28 0
America's Funniest Home Videos. Now.
jen_kay 0
lmfao. WOW.
FMLwrestler 0
#25, there's a big difference between "having a good time", and giving lapdance and head to a stuffed animal! That's both sad and wrong on so many levels. I can almost always have fun at parties without even drinking at all (it doesn't take anything for me to open up bcuz im naturally outgoing)... but even when I do drink i limit myself to only 1 to a few, because otherwise I realize there are going to be things I might regret. Everyone does weird stuff when you're wasted out of your mind. OP, YDI for not realizing or caring about this "no shit" kind of fact, and also of course for giving dome to a stuffed animal. How is that even possible?? YDI as well for not being cool enough to at LEAST get with a HUMAN if you're into that stuff, and instead having to drown your lack of interesting social skills or personality in alcohol instead. and #34 I agree with on the 1st part about the rat being creepy- but no she wasn't partying alone, how would somebody that trashed manage to get a video of themselves giving oral? It's just not likely to happen haha
altna 4
Video or didn't happen.
Jaywin 3
Being a college student, I love partying as much as anyone but I never see the point in getting black-out drunk. There's a special place between "drunk" and "wasted" that I like to limit myself to. Unless it's a special occasion in which case all bets are off but I still don't get black-out drunk. What's the point of having a fun night you can't remember?
fml1358 0
It's your fault for getting that drunk. But seriously just delete the video
bosco_kk 0
I bet the rat licks you like a lollipop. LOL YDI
YoureLyingDicks 0
Oh I bet the Rat was happy