Today, I woke up with a hangover. I had a party last night. Besides a stolen TV, someone seemingly decided to take a dump in my piano. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had a party at my house. I have a nice laptop that I hook up to the stereo, but someone almost spilt beer on it, so I took it downstairs. Later on in the night, I went down to look something up on it. Someone had taken a shit on it. FML
Today, I woke up after passing out at a very small house party. I'd set a three drink limit, but apparently nobody listened, because there were beer cans everywhere, half my stuff was on the floor, and someone had shat in my bathtub. I had to clean all of it up alone. FML
Today, it’s my birthday. I woke up with a raging hangover and my house being completely trashed from the party I didn’t really want, and can barely even remember, since I got so drunk from the nerves of having to host it. FML
Today, I woke up on a friend's floor with a massive hangover after her party last night. My friend, who was next to me, barfed all over me. She then told me that while I was drunk last night, I made out with her dog as well as two of our other friend's boyfriends. FML
Today, I feel hung over. Don’t feel up to anything except slouching on the sofa, nursing my headache. Must have been one hell of a party, lots of booze, right? Actually, all I did was go to bed at 11:30 last night, instead of my usual 8:30. FML
Today, I got home from a holiday to find out that my flatmate had thrown a party. Everything seemed fine at first, then I noticed that someone had taken a dump in my running shoes that were in my bedroom closet. FML
Today, after a big house party the night before, I woke up with a dry mouth and a pounding hangover. I took a swig from a cup I'd left on my bedside table the night before, thinking it was water. Nope; it was vodka. FML
Today, I woke up with a hangover from hell. My clothes were stained with vomit, I was propped up on the sofa with a bowl between my knees, and my hair tied to one side. My mum was taking photos to send to Grandma. FML
Today, I decided to do a good bit of spring cleaning. When my apartment was finally spotless I went to lie down. I woke up later to find my drunk flatmate passed out in a puddle of her own puke on the living room's carpet. FML
Today, I woke up on my mom's couch with a wicked hangover. I made a mad dash for the toilet but felt the wave coming after two steps. I grabbed a bag of trash next to the front door and showed it no mercy. After I'd recovered and cleaned up, Mom asked if I'd seen the bag containing her Tax Materials. FML
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Top comments
doink 0
Talk about a party-pooper, eh? Har, har, har....
pcegrl22 0
sounds like a rager!
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Comments (103)
pcegrl22 0
sounds like a rager!
george456 0
ouch. FYL
RaKum12 0
ur fault 4 bein stupid n gettin wasted at ur party
martial42 0
sounds like a good a party
nm22395 0
Sorry!
UsaTrackstar 0
shut up virgin
natedog193 0
lmao
ErezMA 0
You type like a moron.
Hot_Gurl4556 0
lol 76 anyways dude that's gonna be fun to pick up
luvtheknot 6
looks like someone found the brown note
jesusstolemybike_fml 0
FYL for having friends/knowing people that would come to your home and take a crap in your piano. edit- seemingly? They either took a dump or didn't...there's not very much that can be mistaken for human excrement, save for animal poop. Even then, FYL for knowing people that would put animal poop in your piano.
namnams 3
The language in this FML is absolutely awful. It was actually difficult for me to read.
chadwick110480 0
I was going to say/type something like that, but you said it better and you corrected his seemingly- great- I can't spell for shit, but I do get a kick out of the "grammar Nazi's." feel free to correct me anytime. :)
namnams 3
In this case "Nazi's" shouldn't have an apostrophe.
omnistryder 0
LQTM
Extacy23 0
^^ chad looks like a complete douesher
silver0jay 11
At least he's man enough to actually put up a picture.
shabadabba 14
Maybe he did it?
Gen_Knowledge 0
That's the reason why you never make a party at your home! Because you ahve to clean up the whole shit!
noPENGSinALASKA 0
well said. cleaning up shit sucks!
Anteezy 7
Nice party.
sourgirl101 29
I saw who it was that did it! It was the guy drinking the 151
Peter_File 0
Hahahahahahahahahahaha I laughed :D it must be crap for you but I can imagine how funny it will seem in 2 years :P
unfortunate_13 5
exactly, haha! sounds like something that could happen to ted from how I met your mother
doink 0
Talk about a party-pooper, eh? Har, har, har....
mizzleshizzle 0
I lol'd
Cliona_fml 0
Thumbs up
luke1998 0
omfg good one lmao
Carbonchild 0
Your choice of friends shows you're an idiot.
SubjectX 0
you shouldn't get yourself that over the top wasted anyway.
ChadHelton 8
never had problems like that because I'm not friends with assholes. drunk and break shit, yup. #12 kudos on your and you're.
DangerMike 0
Yeah it wouldn't have happened if he'd kept a Handel on the situation.
youthink_fml 0
Exactly why children shouldn't drink and neither should people that have children as friends. YDI.