Today, I woke up after a night out at the bar, immediately remembering that I had lost my cell phone, my ID, and somehow spent $100. Feeling like shit already, my friend then went on to tell me that I flashed the entire bar, and ran around the hotel naked. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up to a tap on my shoulder and had no idea where I was. I quickly discovered It was 11 am and I was still at the bar I had been drinking at the night before. My shoes were gone. FML
Today, I locked myself, drunk and naked, out of my hotel room. FML
Today, I went to a party that my friends were throwing. I had a great time and got blackout drunk. I woke up to videos from my girlfriend from last night. At some point I'd managed to take off my shorts and boxers and spent the rest of the party naked from the waist down. FML
Today, I went out and got very drunk. I talked to a girl and some other people. As the girl left, someone told me to follow her as she didn't seem to know where she was going. As a drunk, socially inept idiot, I did so for about 20 seconds, only for someone to point me out to her and quickly guide her away. Then I lost like £700. FML
Today, I woke up after a night out partying only to find I'd wet the bed. I was so ashamed that I rolled my girlfriend into it to avoid taking the blame. FML
Today, I was having a good time drinking with a few friends. Next thing I know, I'm walking down an unknown street, with just one shoe, no wallet and no phone. FML
Today, I woke up after I had gotten shitfaced, and tossed out of bars by bouncers several times. I even had pictures of my face circulated to other bars not to be served. I then met a woman I almost smoked crack with, and spent the rest of the night following her while she asked random homeless people for free crack. FML
Today, after a night of partying, I woke up in the middle of my co-ed dorm lobby to the sound of giggles. I was in a thong with $1 Monopoly bills sticking out. I'm a guy. FML
Today, I spent $400 at the stripclub and got 4 phone numbers. I as walked out of the club, I noticed it was trans-night. FML
Today, I got into an accident and my car was totaled. My friends then took me out to a bar for a drink to make me feel better. It appears that the police officer I'd spoken to had kept my I.D. by mistake and I couldn't get into the bar. FML
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Top comments
alexandraa_fml 0
Oh the wonderful effects of alcohol.
badbunny 0
pics or it didn't happen.
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Comments (73)
alexandraa_fml 0
Oh the wonderful effects of alcohol.
Incredibly_Dope 0
War Eagle
itsametaphorfool 0
BOOOOOOOOOOOORING. what a stupid FML. obviously YDI.
Nikedawg 0
Sounds like a fun night!!
pinkkloverr 0
lmfao sounds like you had fun.
DameGreyWulf 1
Hah, OP, you fail, and YDI
badbunny 0
pics or it didn't happen.
bean_dawg 0
I want pics.
ZleveL 0
and a video
shelboo_fml 0
One's an innie and one's an outtie!
Shadow_Phantom 26
If you got drunk, it's always YDI.
diet_otaku 0
which is exactly why i don't drink.
ChChCharlie 10
She probably just felt inferior to you. I don't think it's right though :)
Endo22 0
Nobody to blame but yourself, learn to hold your booze and dont be such a ****