Anonymous
United States
Today, I woke up with a hangover, a shaved head, and my period. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
hedayk
Bronx, United States
Today, I woke up so hungover that when I went to the bathroom and caught sight of myself in the mirror, I screamed, slipped backwards, and smashed my head against the rim of my bathtub. FML
Anonymous
United States
Leaking from everywhere
Today, I woke up bleeding from every orifice in my body. I've got a nose bleed from my medication, my gums bled when I brushed my teeth, I'm on my period, and I have hemorrhoids. FML
chunderful202
Romford, United Kingdom
Spectacle
Today, I woke up with a hangover from hell. My clothes were stained with vomit, I was propped up on the sofa with a bowl between my knees, and my hair tied to one side. My mum was taking photos to send to Grandma. FML
Lolly
Today, I have a UTI that spread to my kidneys, a yeast infection, and a herpes outbreak. Oh, and my period came this morning. FML
Anonymous
United States
The planets aligned
Today, I started a new job. I also started my period, and have the shits. FML
babygurl69
Canada
Today, I woke up with a hangover, but went to school anyway without showering, applying makeup, and still wearing my pajama bottoms. While taking the subway, I bumped into my ex-boyfriend who I hadn't seen a year. His new girlfriend looked at me and said, "You look... tired." FML
Anonymous
Pontefract, United Kingdom
The body keeps the score
Today, I started my period, complete with cramps, diarrhoea, a headache, bloating, and aching legs. Apparently my body didn't get the message that I had a total hysterectomy a month ago, including my ovaries, tubes and cervix. FML
Anonymous
Today, I apparently had diarrhea in my sleep. I had to get up and sneak to the bathroom so as to not wake my husband. When he asked about the stain, I panicked and told him I started my period. FML
Unlucky
Australia
Today, I have both a cold and a period. Tomorrow, I will have a cold, my period and my wisdom teeth taken out. FML
Username
United States
Today, I have a horrible hangover. My mom also decided it was a good day to go hiking. I ended up puking on the trail. FML
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renaet 0
At least your not pregnant :]
magaliwoodrock 19
WOW, That really sucks
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9las 0
haha
anma_fml 0
aw!! that really SUCKS! so somebody shaved your hair off? I would get the person back with something worse. I know this sounds like I'm disrespectful, but put a pink bandana on your head.
skitzz 0
That sucks, but still it's your own fault for drinking and passing out somewhere where someone was stupid/hated you enough to do this to you.
killersmoesje 0
Hi Britney FYL
Sparx1_1 16
Considering what you're willing to do when you're drunk, waking up with your period is some really really good news. YDI for expecting sympathy for your drinking problem.
awesomesauce8 0
that's how Brittany spears felt once a month...no you know how she felt...no you won't hate.
guitarfreak4evr3 1
leave Britney alone!
xXxXxMasonxXxXx 7
Did u beat the s*** out of a car with an umbrella last night? Cause there's just something fammilier about this
fuzionfrenzie 0
possibly you should consider quitting drinking and go meet the friends of Bill W. if you blackout while drinking often
lalalovestosing 0
that's what you get for drinking dumb shit.