Unlucky
Australia
Today, I have both a cold and a period. Tomorrow, I will have a cold, my period and my wisdom teeth taken out. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Funday is canceled
Today, I’m currently battling a cold that caused me to call into work yesterday and, as of this morning, I’ve also started my period and have the most painful cramps ever. Good thing I have the day off from work. FML
modprobs
Perfect timing...
Today, my boyfriend, who I haven't seen in months because we live in different countries, is coming to stay with me. I've been the picture of health for months, but today I woke up with my period, a terrible cold, and tooth pain from that root canal my dentist told me I didn't need a few years ago. FML
Anonymous
Lafayette, United States
The whole tooth
Today, I finally started feeling better after getting a tooth pulled last week. I also started something else: my period, while I was stuck in the dentist's chair during my follow-up appointment. FML
Lolly
Today, I have a UTI that spread to my kidneys, a yeast infection, and a herpes outbreak. Oh, and my period came this morning. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I woke up with a hangover, a shaved head, and my period. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I got all four of my wisdom teeth taken out. I happen to be allergic to all types of pain medication. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that instead of having four wisdom teeth, I have eight. They all have to be removed as soon as possible, which happens to be over the Christmas break. I get to spend my whole vacation in excruciating pain and a swollen face to boot. FML
Pill popping zit monster
Today, my period has given to me 4 giant zits, 3 screaming shits, 2 stomach ulcers, and a fever blister on my lips. A few days until Christmas and the gifts keep coming. FML
Anonymous
Today...I started my day with a head cold and sore throat. I am ending the day with my period and explosive diarrhea. Oh and to top it all off, I live in the midwest, where the wind chills are going to be -50 tomorrow...FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I became that small percent of people who face three different kinds of complications after their wisdom teeth are removed. FML
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Erebane 0
You've got an excuse to PMS.
danii_s2 0
ouuuuuch
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danii_s2 0
ouuuuuch
DirtyTaco 0
Ydi for catching a cold.
PoopTrainDix 0
you will be able to suck dick so well now!
theking12369 0
ydi for being a girl
SockMonkey333 0
Sexist
TaterSalad187 5
Yep, definitely FYL
jadedwaitress 0
the wisdom teeth thing sucks, but everything else is normal life bullshit. I wish there was a get over it button.
Ms_Jessie22 8
You should cancel your dental appt. until you're healthy. That totally sucks though, every girl on here feels your pain. :(
ZleveL 0
I can imagine somebody complaining about random shit and then somebody throw a staples button at their head to knock 'em out and then it says, "that was easy" :)
suppressed08 2
there's a chance you won't have a cold the next day...
JoshDub 0
In Soviet Russia wisdom teeth pull you!
FyourLIFEdotCOM8 0
cancel the apt and change dates. I really don't think you supposed to get um out while sick.
pseudolife 4
Yes, FYL! Reschedule your dentist appointment.
Clare420 0
FYL, I'm sorry op
lillylove_fml 6
the day after tomorrow I'm getting hit by a car on my period while having a cold and I can't call 911 or speak because my mouth is numb fml
twist_of_fame93 0
so how bad is the period. you'll manage
Reyo 2
Believe it or not, I'd much rathor be in your situation. My Wisdom teeth have started to come in and are impacting the shit out of my back teeth. The best part is my parents are too ******* cheap to have the surgery done now...WHILE IT'S STILL CHEAP! Your situation will be gone within a week...mine won't. Somehow, they have it in their heads that a poor college student will be able to afford the $2000 faster than 2 middle class parents.
MauriceWinifred 0
you have A period? oh that's cool.
bebz_fml 0
suck it up
degrassilovur 0
damn that really sucks...!!
xFaust_fml 12
46: 2000$??? I don't remember well, but it cost me less than 100€ per tooth, and it was completely reimbursed by social security anyway. OP: you're not supposed to undergo surgery while sick...
HGab 0
they won't operate if you have a cold
newmanlyman3 8
lost a cold teeth and a period??? HOW THE FUXK DO YOU DO THAT????
piinkbunnii 1
That's what I was thinking, if you have a cold or flu, you are not supposed to get any type of shot!!! You might be put under anasthesia, or get a numbing solution. So this problem can be easily fixed, CANCEL THE APPOINTMENT!!
Claay_aiir 0
that sucks op.. I'm sorry youuuu! :(
Zpain777 0
you could get better....
AziraLevana 2
To those suggesting she change the appointment: OP's in Australia and IF she's been on a waiting list for the dental hospital, she could wait months or years for another appointment - or else she'll have to pay for it herself since dental isn't covered by public health - the only ones who get to use the dental hospital are those with Health Care Cards - in other words, people who are poor. A lot of folks here can't afford dental care. I actually know a guy who literally took to his own mouth with pliers and removed his own tooth because he couldn't afford a dentist, but wasn't "poor enough" for a HCC. It's messed up.
TheBreaKer_fml 0
46, wtf 2000 for dental? mine didnt cost that much
harryc_fml 0
ydi for being a woman
hollee 0
lol this literally happened to me last week, WTF?!? my mouth still hurts like a bitch :(
itsJerryTime 0
bs
Zitroaneleh 0
That's roughly US$175.00 then? That's really cheap. OP's estimate is pretty much right on. Reimbursement? What's that? Meh. Not here. The whole dental system is a pretty lucrative racket, IMHO.
iamtwiggyme 0
yeah $2000 is about right. especially if op is going under anesthesia(sp?). mine cost almost that much.
uradopted 0
perfect timing
TheBreaKer_fml 0
still 2000 is still too much, i dont know how much mine cost since dental plan covered it ^^
AnRom 0
doood that's gonna suck, I hope they gave you loads of percocet... that's what my doc did and it was a lovely experience
sdk00k 0
I'll give u **** to mouth and call 911 for you after u get hit by the car.
Ninja666_fml 0
13- I'm a guy and I say FYL... and u look completely different in the new pic
Lifes_overated 0
I hate our Health Care system somedays ....
EasilyUnamused 2
If you are getting your wisdom teeth extracted, most likely the oral surgeon will use anesthesia to knock you out. If you have a cold or any type of virus, the surgery will be postponed. So have fun getting your wisdom teeth taken out next month instead :)
bubbles944770 0
rlly
cheer4everever 0
Well, shes obviously not going through menopause!!
adameeo 21
Awesome
SpotXSpot 5
And you can only eat cold stuff, too.
tokintot07 0
wellll at least you get it all over with at once
Erebane 0
You've got an excuse to PMS.
metalmaiden 0
OMG. FYL so hard. ):
xobarbienickkxo 4
omg that suckkks! midol anyone?
Spooj 3
well with the pain killers they'll put you on you won't know or care. so be happy!
FYLDeep 26
Find a way to bleed out your ass. Then you won't have to worry about anyone asking you for sex at least. Well, unless they're crazy...
o_OrawrO_o 0
sucks for you . fyl indeed . buf since there's only 8, im putting YDI lmfao ;)
miggles 16
I hate people like you.
Xxprincipessa 0
this is only something a girl would understand.... stay home in bed all day sweetie..
juniorsgay 0
I agree!
Xxprincipessa 0
:)
n_maher 0
Totally, agree fyl op, the pain killers and antibiotics will clear up the tummy pain and the cold anyways, things are looking up, now go make someone cook you some soup or something. :D
FarSide 23
So, tomorrow you are going to have your cold, your period, and your wisdom teeth removed?