Today, I kissed a boy for the first time in over a year. It was at drama club practice, and he quickly ended up asking the director if we could remove that scene from the play. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, as I was rehearsing a kissing scene for a play, I realized that before this play, the last guy I had kissed was the same one I was kissing now. It was also for a play. Four and a half years ago. FML
Today, I went to go see my boyfriend of over two years in a play. I knew that he'd be kissing his female opposite at the end of the show, and I was okay with that. I snuck into his dressing room at intermission to find him "rehearsing" with her half-naked. FML
Today, I kissed a boy I have liked since the first day of university. I was thrilled until he followed it with, "Right, I don't think we should tell anyone this happened. Not that they'd believe it anyway." He then patted my ass and walked away. FML
Today, my school's theater production was canceled. Not because of budget, but because my co-star fell in love with me and asked me out. When I pointedly declined, he refused to act alongside me since it was "awkward." Everyone's blaming me for it. FML
Today, I am finally dating the girl I have liked on and off for the past year. In the school play. FML
Today, while walking through the halls of my high school, my boyfriend and I shared a quick kiss. A young teacher walked by and told us to stop due to Personal Display of Affection rules at our school. She then looked at my boyfriend and told him he could do so much better. FML
Today, I finished the run for a play in which I played a gay man. Now that all the performances are over, I have kissed a man more times in my life than I have kissed a woman. I'm straight. FML
Today, I had a completely improvised audition for the school play. The director called me and one of the cutest guys auditioning to improvise an intimate scene. Knowing that I'm a complete klutz, I wasn't all that surprised when I tripped over my feet and landed with my face in his crotch. He was. FML
Today, I was with my boyfriend of two months, hoping this would be our night of the first kiss. I was so excited when the ball started to drop. When it hit "0", I turned to him, hoping for a kiss, and saw him making out with another girl. He didn't even turn around. FML
Today, at the age of 17, I had my first kiss with the girl I've liked for over a year. However, it was a stage kiss and the girl has made it clear that she finds me repulsive. FML
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heythere131630 9
Poor guy just couldn't handle your sexiness.
perdix 31
Don't take it personally. The chances are pretty good that a boy in drama club wouldn't want to kiss any girl. It might help if you grew in your 'stache ;)
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Comments (111)
courtz94 24
Maybe you're not his type. A guy who truly likes you won't act that way. Don't worry you'll find someone who is worth your time :)
ConBroChilll 9
it never said that he liked her...It was a scene and obviously the guy didnt enjoy it as much as op did.
courtz94 24
I know but it still is the truth. Geeze...haters.
onlychildFTW 34
There was nothing in the FML about him liking OP or OP liking him. It was just a scene in a play.
Pandacupcakelove 26
Oh my god... We're not haters because we thumb you down we just disagree with your comment. I don't think people know what the word "hate" means anymore.
nukeacat 9
It's not hate, it's logic.
Blacksabbath211 9
Nukeacat's pic makes his comment that much more relevant :D
Apostle123 2
You're just saying that because you're ugly
ConBroChilll 9
8, your comment is only half true. Yes, op probably wasn't his type but the guy never liked op that way.
UncleMuscles 5
I agree with 63, he may have a reason for not wanting to, which wouldn't really make this an fml.
sux4ubud 9
Dip shit
allie746 1
Well, maybe the girl just looks like you.
Dixbfloppin 11
Anyone who uses the term "hater" deserves to be hated.
sux4ubud 9
Hater^
anab149 9
Courtz... You know... You are full of shit
angeluv_2014 22
What I find hilarious is that 116 people thumbed dowb your initial comment and exactly 116 people thumbed down your second comment too!! lol
courtz94 24
Okay people I get what y'all are all saying. I just interpreted it the wrong way. I'll admit it I'm not always the smartest cookie in the jar but hey, I own up to that, and I'm just saying.
etoilenuit 15
Hahaha it's just funny how many people over reacted to your comment. Calm down people. Courtz was just trying to cheer up OP. Your misinterpreting Courtz' comment is worst than him/her misinterpreting OP.
etoilenuit 15
Of course he had a reason. That's not the point. The problem he didn't have a reason to WANT to do the scene.
WritingWrongs 8
-1 I wouldn't say that... If I were acting in a play I honestly would be extremely nervous to kiss a girl in front of an entire theater.
courtz94 24
103-104, thank you. :)
silverstream20 20
It's been said already but please learn exactly what the word "hate" means. Also, why you are at it, learn the facts of the FML before making a comment like that.
heythere131630 9
Poor guy just couldn't handle your sexiness.
enormouselephant 15
Well that's dramatic.
ElricMustang 23
Why do people have to ruin a good joke? :/
JuliannVo 11
I would have did the same if I were him ._.
eksyneet 23
#3 would have done, oops
RockN 10
Really i thought you're lesbian
hannnahmarie 14
Well that's kinda rude
obnum 19
Well... Practice kissing better and I'm sure he will lighten up ;)
dinorider_fml 4
It's not a real kiss, it's a stage kiss
angeluv_2014 22
alot of times stage kisses are reall kisses dumbass. that was the whole point
AlkaliSam 6
How can she practice kissing better when she hadn't kissed anyone for over a year?
perdix 31
Don't take it personally. The chances are pretty good that a boy in drama club wouldn't want to kiss any girl. It might help if you grew in your 'stache ;)
manicethemage 9
How do you know it was a girl? It was drama club after all. The poster also did not provide a gender. The boy they mentioned could've been uncomfortable with the homosexual aspect of it.
alibearnichole 0
Smh...not all guys in drama club are gay, get over these stereotypes please
kmt926 0
You know he's being incredibly sarcastic right?
perdix 31
#33, I didn't say "all" and was careful to say that "chances are pretty good" to allow for exceptions.
sharksfan48 13
I love how the majority of fml can't handle the incredibly high level of sarcasm perdix uses.
PleaseStayChill 9
Perdix uses sarcasm?!... Hadn't even noticed.
MormonPornstar 7
Nobody said anybody was gay. God forbid a man play a woman in show business... unheard of right?
mfischer 17
65 - Since sarcasm is apparently not allowed in Perdix's threads, I feel the need to inform you that throughout history, men have almost always played the female characters in plays.
starburst7596 14
My school's theatre guys get more action than the football players. Of course that's because our football team hasn't one a game in years.
samasara 20
Dang. I think that guys that act are hot. I sure hope they're not all gay.
angeluv_2014 22
amen 57, AMEN!!
InfiniIII 6
Gay people are here to make the world more fabulous. Like me!
goose12321 11
89 are you on the team too? Because the past tense of win is won, not one.
WhyCantIDoRight 5
What's with all the hate on gays? Some of the kindest people I've met were gay.
perdix 31
#110, my comment had absolutely no hate in it. Pointing out that the boy did not want to kiss a girl simply reflects his nature without any kind of judgment of whether that was right, natural, etc. Try not to find hate where it doesn't exist.
lebronesque73091 12
If he wasn't feeling it, don't sweat it.
loserboii 11
Ask if you can remove him from the play.
Hannahbanana95 8
I agree:)
Arthurie 30
24 - No need to comment your agreement. Just thumbs him up and move on.
mercedesfist 4
40 - I agree
DA14573 6
Oh. My bad .I thought this was AMURICA!! (Yes I know FML is international)
LoveGuru69 0
Did they keep the scene when OP sucks his dick?
gantoman 13
40- No need to point that out, dislike and move on.
interesting33 37
That is annoying but it could well be that he was just embarrassed at kissing someone. Maybe he is worried what you think of him. Don't worry, I am sure your kissing is fine :)
cranker08 10
His loss :)
gracehi 33
Are you guys in fifth grade, or something? WTF???
Arthurie 30
I'd be concerned if there was a play where 5th graders kiss.
gc327072 31
41- why? Because this would encourage promiscuity?
gracehi 33
41, You missed the point. 5th graders, not high school students, fear cooties. Also, what's wrong with a fifth grade play with a kiss scene? It's just a kiss. I doubt the director would have them making out. Don't be such a puritan.