Anonymous
United States
Today, I woke up with a hangover, a shaved head, and my period. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
hedayk
Bronx, United States
Today, I woke up so hungover that when I went to the bathroom and caught sight of myself in the mirror, I screamed, slipped backwards, and smashed my head against the rim of my bathtub. FML
Anonymous
United States
Leaking from everywhere
Today, I woke up bleeding from every orifice in my body. I've got a nose bleed from my medication, my gums bled when I brushed my teeth, I'm on my period, and I have hemorrhoids. FML
chunderful202
Romford, United Kingdom
Spectacle
Today, I woke up with a hangover from hell. My clothes were stained with vomit, I was propped up on the sofa with a bowl between my knees, and my hair tied to one side. My mum was taking photos to send to Grandma. FML
Lolly
Today, I have a UTI that spread to my kidneys, a yeast infection, and a herpes outbreak. Oh, and my period came this morning. FML
Anonymous
United States
The planets aligned
Today, I started a new job. I also started my period, and have the shits. FML
babygurl69
Canada
Today, I woke up with a hangover, but went to school anyway without showering, applying makeup, and still wearing my pajama bottoms. While taking the subway, I bumped into my ex-boyfriend who I hadn't seen a year. His new girlfriend looked at me and said, "You look... tired." FML
Anonymous
Pontefract, United Kingdom
The body keeps the score
Today, I started my period, complete with cramps, diarrhoea, a headache, bloating, and aching legs. Apparently my body didn't get the message that I had a total hysterectomy a month ago, including my ovaries, tubes and cervix. FML
Anonymous
Today, I apparently had diarrhea in my sleep. I had to get up and sneak to the bathroom so as to not wake my husband. When he asked about the stain, I panicked and told him I started my period. FML
Unlucky
Australia
Today, I have both a cold and a period. Tomorrow, I will have a cold, my period and my wisdom teeth taken out. FML
Username
United States
Today, I have a horrible hangover. My mom also decided it was a good day to go hiking. I ended up puking on the trail. FML
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renaet 0
At least your not pregnant :]
magaliwoodrock 19
WOW, That really sucks
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Comments (167)
tribridags 0
stfu britney
kyarush 10
YDI for being a party girl.
twi4eva789 0
sounds like Brittany spears to me...
colombiancartel 0
Thats normal in florida.
mattyboy1989 0
damn that must of been a hardcore night!! love it!!
lemonypower 6
hmmm Happy thanksgiving!!
Judus_beej 0
ydi for getting drunk at a neonazi rally. now you will forever be known as the drunkin skinhead.
Zmeilerr 22
That's what happens when you binge drink... You should be careful because your health and your safety is at risk. Plus all the stupid shit people do to you when you're passed out.
b1krd00d 3
wow you make britney spears proud
TeaWrecks 0
Why the hell were you drinking before you hit puberty?
Kua_Mei 0
It's not like it's her first period. It happens every month; shocking, isn't it?