Anonymous
United States
The planets aligned
Today, I started a new job. I also started my period, and have the shits. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Great start
Today, I started my period and have cramps that came from the hottest part of hell. I also have to go to work so that I don’t lose my holiday pay. Happy New Year to me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I woke up with a hangover, a shaved head, and my period. FML
Anonymous
Funday is canceled
Today, I’m currently battling a cold that caused me to call into work yesterday and, as of this morning, I’ve also started my period and have the most painful cramps ever. Good thing I have the day off from work. FML
SenorPoopypants
Today, I shat myself during a job interview. FML
Anonymous
Pontefract, United Kingdom
The body keeps the score
Today, I started my period, complete with cramps, diarrhoea, a headache, bloating, and aching legs. Apparently my body didn't get the message that I had a total hysterectomy a month ago, including my ovaries, tubes and cervix. FML
Wow
Today, I have a job interview after months of struggling to find work. I also woke up with explosive diarrhea and can’t be away from the toilet for more than 10 minutes. FML
SickSmick
United Kingdom
Today, I have the flu, food poisoning, and I'm on my period. I have enough liquids pouring out of me from various holes to satisfy a sewer. FML
period pains
Nottingham, United Kingdom
Today, my period started again. I just finished a 17-day period 3 days ago. FML
PeedMaPants
Meopham, United Kingdom
Today, I started my first day at work. When I used the bathroom, I thought I was peeing into the bowl but it was actually leaking out. My pants kindly cleaned up the mess. FML
GW.
Orange, United States
The horror
Today, I have norovirus and my period. I feel like I’m emitting fluids from every hole I have. The toilet looks like something out of a horror movie every time I use it. FML
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RichardPencil 32
I hope you're not a stripper. Definitely not in an all-nude place.
bigredmonkeybutt 30
Congratulations on the new job.
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bigredmonkeybutt 30
Congratulations on the new job.
RichardPencil 32
I hope you're not a stripper. Definitely not in an all-nude place.