Anonymous
United States
Today, I woke up with a hangover, a shaved head, and my period. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
hedayk
Bronx, United States
Today, I woke up so hungover that when I went to the bathroom and caught sight of myself in the mirror, I screamed, slipped backwards, and smashed my head against the rim of my bathtub. FML
Anonymous
United States
Leaking from everywhere
Today, I woke up bleeding from every orifice in my body. I've got a nose bleed from my medication, my gums bled when I brushed my teeth, I'm on my period, and I have hemorrhoids. FML
chunderful202
Romford, United Kingdom
Spectacle
Today, I woke up with a hangover from hell. My clothes were stained with vomit, I was propped up on the sofa with a bowl between my knees, and my hair tied to one side. My mum was taking photos to send to Grandma. FML
Lolly
Today, I have a UTI that spread to my kidneys, a yeast infection, and a herpes outbreak. Oh, and my period came this morning. FML
Anonymous
United States
The planets aligned
Today, I started a new job. I also started my period, and have the shits. FML
babygurl69
Canada
Today, I woke up with a hangover, but went to school anyway without showering, applying makeup, and still wearing my pajama bottoms. While taking the subway, I bumped into my ex-boyfriend who I hadn't seen a year. His new girlfriend looked at me and said, "You look... tired." FML
Anonymous
Pontefract, United Kingdom
The body keeps the score
Today, I started my period, complete with cramps, diarrhoea, a headache, bloating, and aching legs. Apparently my body didn't get the message that I had a total hysterectomy a month ago, including my ovaries, tubes and cervix. FML
Anonymous
Today, I apparently had diarrhea in my sleep. I had to get up and sneak to the bathroom so as to not wake my husband. When he asked about the stain, I panicked and told him I started my period. FML
Unlucky
Australia
Today, I have both a cold and a period. Tomorrow, I will have a cold, my period and my wisdom teeth taken out. FML
Username
United States
Today, I have a horrible hangover. My mom also decided it was a good day to go hiking. I ended up puking on the trail. FML
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renaet 0
At least your not pregnant :]
magaliwoodrock 19
WOW, That really sucks
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magaliwoodrock 19
WOW, That really sucks
slushpup9696 12
sounds like she should be grateful that she has her period!!
StoryOfTheYear 15
That just plain out sucks Period.
rallets 23
welcome to womenhood.
rallets 23
damn..i was about to make it happen :O
_TONGAN_ 5
Wow OP you sound like your 45 or sumthin getting drunk like that...
sarah48_fml 0
if she had sex last night, she could still be pregnant.
btnhdude 0
you mean she could be pregnant even if she didn't have sex and she could lose being pregnant if she did? holy crap OMG
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
ke$ha is that you?
bamagrl410 31
No, no 85, it's Britney Spears. Come on now!
hunterman 0
HOLY SHIT ARE YOU BRITANY SPEARS?!?!?!?!
priscilla_28 5
Sounds like you had a Brittney Spears-esque night.
j0eStER 0
I really don't think you are kidding...
lakaiskate 12
hahaha thanks for the laugh!
evry1luvspuns 0
sounds like a new movie hangover 3 ladies edition
YourMomxD 8
Time to buy a wig, some tampons, and some aspirin? I think yes.
Challos 5
58: Yes, because that completely makes sense, dip-wad!
lol32360 0
FYL!
Bullet4MyChemaMo 12
#2, you're hot.
WhatTheFuq 0
Back off. he's mine
melkell 0
73- Jersey Shore?
1greatsk8er 0
agree 101
crzymarine 0
Ouch
FYLminerocks 7
Ouch is correct. At least she didn't wake up with balls. Now that'd be some crazy shi...
TashaLenaKitty 0
Hahaha wow OP FYL! I'm sorry,that's really really shitty!
Brittneyyyy 7
Worst day ever!
austo97 0
or best night ever.
BethiiGeex 0
Aww your dog is adorable :-)
cowsgomooatyou 8
Periods aren't so bad :). But to the rest wow, just wow. FYL.
hiddydiddy 0
I think she just said that to emphasize on the fact that she is a girl, which means a shaved head is even worse.
lovinit5683 0
Either way. Periods are very bad for some women. So this whole FML would completely suck. but I still give OP an YDI.
Lilllly_1316 0
Speak for yourself! Periods are horrible.
roaminginsomniac 0
Another Great reason NOT to be a drunk!! Get into AA. next time you wake up after a bunge, it could be worse.
hypnos_fml 0
yeah, you could be splattered all over the ground, or dead in the water
Onebadmazda 0
Your so full of it. Not everyone who drinks needs AA. Just cuz she has asshole friends doesn't make her a drunk.
DocBastard 40
I think the fact that she was drunk makes her a drunk.
5t3ff1k4h 47
61 - Have you noted that Doc is sarcastic in 99.9% of his comments?
DocBastard 40
Steff- I think that's a resounding "No." Wow Canucks...just when I was going to compliment you on your choice of hockey teams...I'm hurt now. I'm going to go cry in the corner and eat a whole package of Oreos.
5t3ff1k4h 47
This makes me think canucks is an alchy. Poor guy... AA helps! Really! He's just not ready to take the first step: Denial.
DocBastard 40
So when he gets to step two, will he have to admit that the higher power that can restore his sanity is...Sirin?
5t3ff1k4h 47
Good lord. You're still freaking out! Rule of thumb. The ones one here most often (Cinn/JaneDoe/Nerdsgetmehot) make intelligent comments and give more insight to the situation. Other rule: People like me/Doc/Pendatik/Kay/Trollz4daLulz are all sarcastic, so assume that most comments made will not be made in a serious form. Breathe, kiddo.
CJrox606 0
cutest picture evarrrr!!!
azhein 0
7 for all you know from the post that could be the first time op has ever drank. it's ok to drink every once in a while.
renaet 0
At least your not pregnant :]
moosemonkey1000 6
yet..
sarah48_fml 0
she could still be pregnant..
luvyah 0
Awh true :(
omgYoUbasTards 0
ARe you sure it's a period? and not just the aftermath of non-consensual surprise buttsecks??
jakeisawake 3
I'm pretty sure the OP knows the difference between blood out of her ass and blood out of her ******.
allmidnighteyes 11
Yeah, seriously. This isn't South Park, I'm pretty sure a female would know the difference between rectal bleeding and a period.
5t3ff1k4h 47
How about non-consensual surprise vaginal sex? If done in a certain way, it can cause bleeding.
misterphilreece 0
nasty.
jakeisawake 3
Haha, I was going to make fun of where the OP is from, but uhh... I'm from Florida. So all I can say is we party hard. A shaved head when drunk is funny, but it's even funnier when you are a girl. **** your life.