stalkered
United States
Today, I finally figured out who has been stalking me for the past 5 months. And we're related. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I found out my stalker is my mom's new boyfriend. FML
Anonymous
United States
Diaspora
Today, I found out the guy i've been crushing on might be my cousin. Again. FML
Hopeless
Today, I found out the real reason why me and my boyfriend of four and a half months have "so much in common". He used to be my stalker, who followed me around in a black hoodie and always posted stuff on my Myspace as an anonymous person. FML
Jololol
United States
Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad used to stalk when he was in high school. FML
charlieg9
East Meadow, United States
Today, I found out that I'm the creepy uncle of the family. FML
Anonymous
Today, I found out that my crazy stalker got a crazy stalker too. And she's also stalking me. So basically, I'm in some sort of a stalking triangle. FML
yayme.
Bismarck, United States
Today, I found out that the weird guy that lives next door is my biological father. FML
stalked
Bel Air, United States
Today, I found out that the person who has been stalking me has also been stalking someone else. I got upset. It seems it took being stalked to make me feel good about myself. FML
Anonymous
Newport, United Kingdom
My guy
Today, I realised that the only friend who talks to me consistently is a guy who used to stalk me. FML
Oriianna Raiinbow
United States
Today, talking to my boyfriend about each others families, we noticed we both had an aunt with the same name. After a while of trying to figure things out, we decide to call her. Turns out that we are long distance cousins. FML
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dogperiod 0
kinky!
spillproof 0
Do I hear wedding bells?
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dogperiod 0
kinky!
spillproof 0
@10. What crawled up your ass?
spillproof 0
the comment I was responding too has disappeared.
Avaquin 0
LOL
ashell 0
Oh how lovely!
roblombardo 0
I can't believe that there are more FYL votes than YDI ones. For God's sake, it's your fault, because you didn't learn what you should have learnt! Stop whining and start learning! Geez!
smlz4me 1
ur scary! (0o0) |/ /|
Pastor_Rich 0
does the stalker know your related, but that's beside the point, tell someone
Crimso 0
ROFLMAO!!!!!
spillproof 0
Do I hear wedding bells?
alex_vik 1
I hate this recent trend of people posting half complete FMLs.
EvAnWuzhere 0
#11-creeping me out
kewlcat 0
i know what you mean earlier they posted "today, my husband gave me a pearl necklace. it wasnt actually a necklace. FML" then it changed to this, then they took it down, moderated all the comments asking what happened, and reposted it,
Casualt1234 0
yeah where the hell is my original comment? FML is so stupid
DayumThatsHot 0
Bahaha RAAAAAAAAGE MAN
lovergirl9008 0
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b0rnxfam0us 0
comments are disappearing
c6dragster 0
it was me... im your stalker!
fyourlife33 0
haha if it is then this op is the crazy one not that poor guy