Miscellaneous: Today, I woke up to the smell of bacon. It smelled so good, and...

Username 25 November 2011, 16:15 United States

Today, I woke up to the smell of bacon. It smelled so good, and made me very hungry. Then I realized it was my neighbor cooking. I have no money or bacon. FML

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Fall

Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

Same thing different taste

raybandy 24 January 2009, 00:22 United States

Today, I wake up only to find that my roommates cooked all my food. Now I'm starving and the place smells like delicious bacon. FML

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Fried. 14 May 2019, 16:00

Oh nose!

Today, I woke up to the smell of cooking bacon. As I walked down my stairs towards my kitchen, I realised that the smell wasn't coming from bacon, but from my kitchen being on fire. FML

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Dammit 7 July 2012, 04:45 Long Beach, United States

Today, I found out that I'm allergic to bacon. FML

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Face 9 January 2010, 10:12 Australia

Today, I got hit in the face with a piece of bacon. FML

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u.p.i.c. 2 August 2019, 22:00 Los Angeles, United States

Dinnertime

Today, the smell of my own fart made me feel hungry. FML

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sweatstreaks 16 September 2011, 09:38 United Kingdom

Today, I noticed that when I sweat I smell like bacon. I'm a vegetarian. FML

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bacon lovers worst nightmare 26 September 2012, 06:57 San Diego, United States

Today, I heard of an inevitable world-wide bacon shortage on the news. FML

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Undercooked 24 September 2013, 19:08 Mississauga, Canada

Today, my girlfriend made bacon sandwiches for lunch. I didn't want to be rude, but I couldn't help but mention that the bacon smelled and tasted weird. I thought it may have expired. She said not to worry because she used the dry bacon under the counter. Those were dog treats. FML

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fuckendog This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff Virginia, Australia

The trap

Today, I was cooking bacon while my dog watched me, drooling. I thought this was funny and I teased her a bit. I then slipped in the drool as I was carrying the bacon and she got to enjoy it. FML

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burned 4 November 2009, 10:12 United States

Today, my roommate decided to fry some bacon. After finishing, he thought it would be easy to clean up if he just tossed the panful of grease out the second story window. Guess where I was standing at the time? FML