Today, I found out I have sodium fluoride poisoning. Apparently, my water has a high level of sodium fluorine. I've been drinking much more water lately trying to be healthier. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I heard on television that a body was found in my city's water reservoir. Word is that it was dead for over a week. I've been drinking and showering with that water. FML
The bloat
Today, I realized I need to cut back on drinking. Not booze, but water. I compulsively drink so much water that my body is bloated from water absorption and I have to pee constantly. FML
The first step is admitting it
Today, I found myself sitting in the bathroom at work searching the internet for the alcohol and caloric content of cool mint Listerine. I now believe that I may have a problem. FML
Too late
Today, I woke up, took a shower, made some pasta, drank 3 glasses of water and brushed my teeth. I then left my apartment to see signs posted all over warning us not to use the water without boiling it because the water company just found E-coli in the water. FML
This is actual irony, Alanis
Today, I'm starting to have a chlorine sensitivity. I'm a swimming teacher. FML
Today, I noticed a thick layer of mold growing inside the straw of my water bottle. I use that bottle every day. FML
Wardrobe change please
Today, I choked on water so hard that I threw up and shat myself. FML
Today, I found out the reason I've been itchy for the last two weeks is because I'm now allergic to chlorine. I'm also a swimming instructor. FML
Give it to me
Today, my parents took my to hospital with headache, cramps, sweats and tremors. The doctor thought I was an drug addict in withdrawal, which, after some questions, turns out I am. I gave up fizzy soda last week and am in total withdrawal from caffeine and all the other addictive chemicals in soda. FML
Today, my brother started ranting about how fluoridated water is a conspiracy to "turn people gay". I said the government must be doing a shit job of it, since he's been drinking the stuff longer than I've been alive and is still married to a woman. He punched me so hard, my vision blacked out. FML
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lovelyvampire 16
I didn't even know that was actually possible.... just try and drink bottled water instead of from the tap. it'll hopefully prevent that.
901_khad 10
If FML has taught us anything, it is that when you try bad things happen.
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lovelyvampire 16
I didn't even know that was actually possible.... just try and drink bottled water instead of from the tap. it'll hopefully prevent that.
cakefete2 31
Or OP could cut out the middle man, and just filter their own tap water, rather than paying -insert bottled water company here- to do it for them.
Tthug 34
Not really. You know the camping kits that cost like $40-100 bucks depending on how nice you want? Those will probably work just fine.
Tthug 34
Nope. I just googled it. Most of them just remove bacteria. Not fluoride or heavy metals. Right you are Ken. Go with the bottled water.
Mauskau 36
You can get filtering jugs for about £20, have a look at Brita.
Eternity49 13
Brita doesn't remove flouride, most filters won't, reverse osmosis filters still only take out a percentage.
liv421 2
you're all wrong, actually. this needs to be reported - fluoride is intentionally put in the water to kill bacteria and other microorganisms, but if it's above recommended levels and it's causing people harm (the op might not be the only one) the water company or whatever government branch that supervises this has to be held accountable, and there needs to be inspections/surveillance to make sure the water won't cause people harm.
WarriorOmen 25
Exactly. Fluoride is often put into the water as a natural sort of filter to help prevent people from getting sick. (Sort of like how cholera used to be so bad before clean filtration separated sewage from water.) But if the company has been adding extra fluoride that means the bacteria levels in the water had gone above average levels. Which can happen at certain points through contamination. Or another bacteria being introduced. Reporting it is the best way to go-just like you said, 33. Because the water company is clearly altering the water lately and it's bound to be affecting other people.
Fmlreadermostly 20
You can get bottles and refill them cheap at the Windmill station, or whatever kind of public water refilling station you have. If you have Windmill, it is the best water for a really low price.
TrippingOnAcid 29
As far as I'm aware fluoride is added to water to help prevent tooth decay, which had been massively successful. Too much fluoride however can cause brittle bones and there are links to certain cancers. Get well soon OP!
ClassyCataclasis 4
fluoride also occurs naturally and can have an impact on people who drink well water.
HuebertMCR 10
Fluoride is so ******* bad for you. Pisses me off when water companies or toothpaste brands ADVERTISE IT! Come on you guys wise up a bit it's your friggin health
Sunflower1919 19
At least your teeth are healthier?
Vegetarian27 24
Fluoride actually has a negative effect on teeth.
Dekat121 24
hence why its in every toothpaste....
Tthug 34
Government is why it's in toothpaste, but the relatively a minor concern to it being in drinking water. It's basically an experiment and we're just finding out now that it's bad for your health. But nobody really cares. It doesn't make you or your teeth any healthier. Your body doesn't need it. And too much of it (like anything) is poisonous.
mrmcleod 29
When I switched to non-fluoride toothpaste because oo the negative effects of fluoride my teeth became extremely sensitive, I tried multiple ones to no avail. Then switched back to my fluoride toothpaste and the sensitivity issues vanished. Apparently good for my teeth, I wouldn't drink the shit though.
pandalover69 26
@22 do your research because fluoride really is good for your teeth. One government conspiracy website does not count as research. You're suppose to research both sides.
Tthug 34
You tell me to do research and yet you say something with no research behind it? I won't say I'm an expert, but I have done research. It's not a conspiracy. They thought fluoride was good for you and added it to water. Now we're finding out that's not the case, but they won't admit it and fix the problem. I've looked at many websites, talked to several professors and my mother who spent almost a decade studying chemical engineering. Sounds like I've done more research than you.
capnbzarr 43
Uh, @40, you do realize that making the same unsupported statement over and over is not the same thing as "doing research", right? Now, would you care to cite any actual scientific studies?
Earths_Venus 25
Back... To the burgers!
bombielol 20
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
shoulda stuck to soda op (:
AnOriginalName 19
If you're drinking straight from the tap, that'll be your problem. Make sure to verify with the local water district that the water is acceptable to drink from the tap without any sort of consumer filters.
chinaski7628 32
Most consumer filters can't filter out the fluoride (I'm not a chemist so I can't quite explain the science behind it, though). The ones that can are too expensive for home use or they only distill the water (which can leave other impurities in the water). You're probably better off buying bottled spring water if you're concerned about fluoride.
901_khad 10
If FML has taught us anything, it is that when you try bad things happen.
greentide 9
I feel you OP, I stopped drinking from the tap when one time it turned brown on me.
wallamanut 14
well? is it fluoride or fluorine? be consistent, OP. there is a difference. haha xD
clegg7c 17
That is what I was thinking.
rocker_chick105 31
So glad I wasn't the only one to notice that
TheSwegMaster69 11
There isn't a difference. Fluoride is the ion of fluorine; they're still the same element. It's fluoride when it's in a compound and fluorine when it's in a neutral state as a gas, or as a liquid, which is less common.
tantanpanda 26
... uh, an ion and molecule are two completely different things. F2 is a gas while F- is an ion. things also have different redox charges. to say something is the same Just because the element are the same is ignorant.
april199 21
I should've payed more attention in chem
Soundslikeothers 15
back to the Vodka
thundermoo 16
Sodium fluoride is chemical waste. I don't know why it's allowed to be put in the drinking water in America. It's banned in most European countries. Not only that, but the claim that it's good for teeth is completely false. Calcium fluoride is good for teeth, but that's not the same thing...
bbellz 2
Sodium fluoride is used in every single professional dental fluoride application, usually at 2.5%, (varnishes are best as they are near impossible to swallow, rinses are garbage and are a rip off of your money) and they contain hydroxyapatite which crystallizes within your enamel matrix and allows for increased strength and resistance to acids, and also help with sensitivity. Acceptable drinking water levels of fluoride are up to 0.7ppm, and it begins to become dangerous around 1.5ppm, equivalent to around 1 drop in an average size bathtub of water. You can have people test your fluoride levels and then report to your municipality if they are undesirable.
lokar_ogar 11
The fact that it is dangerous at any level says something. Especially since its banned in europe. Just because companies can buy their way in to make it legal to dump their chemical waste in our water doesnt make it right or healthy, even in small levels. Also regulating the amount is incredibly difficult.