Today, I woke up to the smell of bacon. It smelled so good, and made me very hungry. Then I realized it was my neighbor cooking. I have no money or bacon. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I wake up only to find that my roommates cooked all my food. Now I'm starving and the place smells like delicious bacon. FML
Today, I woke up to the smell of cooking bacon. As I walked down my stairs towards my kitchen, I realised that the smell wasn't coming from bacon, but from my kitchen being on fire. FML
Today, I found out that I'm allergic to bacon. FML
Today, I got hit in the face with a piece of bacon. FML
Today, the smell of my own fart made me feel hungry. FML
Today, I noticed that when I sweat I smell like bacon. I'm a vegetarian. FML
Today, I heard of an inevitable world-wide bacon shortage on the news. FML
Today, my girlfriend made bacon sandwiches for lunch. I didn't want to be rude, but I couldn't help but mention that the bacon smelled and tasted weird. I thought it may have expired. She said not to worry because she used the dry bacon under the counter. Those were dog treats. FML
Today, I was cooking bacon while my dog watched me, drooling. I thought this was funny and I teased her a bit. I then slipped in the drool as I was carrying the bacon and she got to enjoy it. FML
Today, my roommate decided to fry some bacon. After finishing, he thought it would be easy to clean up if he just tossed the panful of grease out the second story window. Guess where I was standing at the time? FML
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Top comments
Glitterhinoceros 14
No bacon????? This was so intense it almost made me cry... I mean, who cares about money when you can have bacon :(
nika10105 14
Go get a job
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Comments (124)
poo12face 0
Kangaroo is the best meat! I eat it barbequed every night in summer :-)
SkardeyKat 3
Mmmmmm... Bacon. *Homer drool*
1_2_Woot_Woot 0
Damn just go kill yourself life with no money for bacon what's this world come to
iseah1412 0
If u have no money or bacon maybe u shouldn't be having time to posting on fml
5t3ff1k4h 47
What's that got to do with anything? Maybe they have a job but they owed too much and had to pay it off. Maybe something unexpected came up. Stop assuming they're a fat, lazy bastard who does nothing but play videogames all day.
Vaginabutter 15
mmmm bacon!
ILpalmtree 0
I think its worth going to jail for stealing bacon from ur neighbors
BaconBoy75 2
How truly sad. No bacon for the holidays? :'(
toriori57 0
Omg my friend wakes up to the smell of bacon too hahaha I never thought anyone was lik tht
silverhelms 5
Good thing you had an iPhone to post this fml even though your "broke"
5t3ff1k4h 47
There's this lovely thing called the internet, which can be used on the newly invented computer. Just because they're broke this month doesn't mean they're broke every other month... they could have easily bought a computer and internet service long ago. Funny... it's close to Christmas. People are going to be broke because of Christmas shopping... didn't think of that, did you?
captainboner 0
fatass