Today, I woke up to the smell of bacon. It smelled so good, and made me very hungry. Then I realized it was my neighbor cooking. I have no money or bacon. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I wake up only to find that my roommates cooked all my food. Now I'm starving and the place smells like delicious bacon. FML
Today, I woke up to the smell of cooking bacon. As I walked down my stairs towards my kitchen, I realised that the smell wasn't coming from bacon, but from my kitchen being on fire. FML
Today, I found out that I'm allergic to bacon. FML
Today, I got hit in the face with a piece of bacon. FML
Today, the smell of my own fart made me feel hungry. FML
Today, I noticed that when I sweat I smell like bacon. I'm a vegetarian. FML
Today, I heard of an inevitable world-wide bacon shortage on the news. FML
Today, my girlfriend made bacon sandwiches for lunch. I didn't want to be rude, but I couldn't help but mention that the bacon smelled and tasted weird. I thought it may have expired. She said not to worry because she used the dry bacon under the counter. Those were dog treats. FML
Today, I was cooking bacon while my dog watched me, drooling. I thought this was funny and I teased her a bit. I then slipped in the drool as I was carrying the bacon and she got to enjoy it. FML
Today, my roommate decided to fry some bacon. After finishing, he thought it would be easy to clean up if he just tossed the panful of grease out the second story window. Guess where I was standing at the time? FML
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Top comments
Glitterhinoceros 14
No bacon????? This was so intense it almost made me cry... I mean, who cares about money when you can have bacon :(
nika10105 14
Go get a job
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Comments (124)
brewedinTEXAsS96 0
You always have money for bacon!!
Savra_fml 17
[VINCENT] You want some bacon? [JULES] No, man, I don't eat pork. [VINCENT] Are you Jewish ? [JULES] No, I ain't Jewish, i just don't dig on swine, that's all. [VINCENT] Why not? [JULES] Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals. [VINCENT] But bacon tastes good, pork chops taste good... FYL OP!
SkardeyKat 3
When I read that I heard Samuel L Jackson's voice in my head. Lol.
dsypher 0
Epic meal time would hate you for your Bacon Fail
FlyingWhisps 5
Rob a bank, get your own bacon. Tonight, you feast like a King!
bigbadtim 7
Life without bacon is not worth living.
Poetaster 10
Ugh
QueenMichael 16
Man, poor soul. I had some bacon yesterday, and in fact I eat bacon most days. And you don't have any? Poor, unfortunate soul.
Okayitwasme 0
That's why your fat America !
5t3ff1k4h 47
^ Hey asshole, no one said how much this person ate in a day. For all you know, they could be perfectly healthy and in good shape. It's how MUCH of the "treats" you eat, not how often.
irimalovecheer98 5
Beg
theonlysweetpea 10
Dang that's harsh. I'm eating bacon now. FYL OP
TalkinSmack 6
Trade him a bj for some breakfast... Mutual WIN!