Today, I woke up to the smell of bacon. It smelled so good, and made me very hungry. Then I realized it was my neighbor cooking. I have no money or bacon. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I wake up only to find that my roommates cooked all my food. Now I'm starving and the place smells like delicious bacon. FML
Today, I woke up to the smell of cooking bacon. As I walked down my stairs towards my kitchen, I realised that the smell wasn't coming from bacon, but from my kitchen being on fire. FML
Today, I found out that I'm allergic to bacon. FML
Today, I got hit in the face with a piece of bacon. FML
Today, the smell of my own fart made me feel hungry. FML
Today, I noticed that when I sweat I smell like bacon. I'm a vegetarian. FML
Today, I heard of an inevitable world-wide bacon shortage on the news. FML
Today, my girlfriend made bacon sandwiches for lunch. I didn't want to be rude, but I couldn't help but mention that the bacon smelled and tasted weird. I thought it may have expired. She said not to worry because she used the dry bacon under the counter. Those were dog treats. FML
Today, I was cooking bacon while my dog watched me, drooling. I thought this was funny and I teased her a bit. I then slipped in the drool as I was carrying the bacon and she got to enjoy it. FML
Today, my roommate decided to fry some bacon. After finishing, he thought it would be easy to clean up if he just tossed the panful of grease out the second story window. Guess where I was standing at the time? FML
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Top comments
Glitterhinoceros 14
No bacon????? This was so intense it almost made me cry... I mean, who cares about money when you can have bacon :(
nika10105 14
Go get a job
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Comments (124)
DhisGurl 0
Lmfaoo Get A Job & Go Buy Summ Like Shyt
chels1994 11
ah. sweet, sweet temptation.
kevin7879 0
bacon sucks -.-
mynameispickle 0
Ill make you bacon!!
Okayitwasme 0
Go ask for some, I bet they will share. It is thanksgiving! Wear an Indian head dress and go on over.
beccaxannxx 0
k..?
thagar 2
??? I don't get it ???
hateevryone 15
that's why you become friendly with your neighbors.
Snafuusmc 12
On the food pyramid the bacon is at the bottom of the list which means it's essential to LIFE! And 2 save up at the end of the week after work don't spend all of it! When your going to a store buy the bacon that's comes by itself not on strips you know?all bunched up it's AMAZING!!!!!
Snafuusmc 12
On the food pyramid the bacon is at the bottom of the list which means it's essential to LIFE! And 2 save up at the end of the week after work don't spend all of it! When your going to a store buy the bacon that's comes by itself not on strips you know?all bunched up it's AMAZING!!!!!