Today, I found out my boyfriend is booking my dream vacation to Bali with his brothers, 6 months after he told me we couldn't go on vacation this year because he doesn’t have the money. They planned this within a week. I had been planning it with him for months. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that the money my boyfriend has "secretly" been putting away for the last two months is not for an engagement ring like I'd thought, but for a trip to Vegas I'm not invited to. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of 7 years has been communicating extensively with his ex, who lives out of state, for over 6 months. She booked flights and a hotel nearby in a month and invited him. He didn't say no. FML
Today, I'm on vacation. I spent $4000 to surprise my boyfriend on a trip to Hawaii. We have been together over a year. Turns out, he hates the outdoors. He's mad at me for bringing him here and is upset at everything. He's in the room reading, I'm at the bar drinking $10 Mai Tai's. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend is bringing his friends on our trip. I'm now the third wheel on the romantic trip we've planned for a year. FML
Today, my fiancée bought me a luxury getaway to the Maldives, complete with a five-star hotel and first-class plane tickets. Too bad she used my credit card, with all the money I was saving for our wedding. FML
Today, my boyfriend of six years asked, "If you'd go somewhere, where'd you go?" Assumed he's planning our first big vacation, I said, "Somewhere warm, with water and beaches." Later I found out via social media that he's at the airport with a chick resembling our new neighbour. They're going to a romantic place with his boss. I also found out that I'm pregnant and unemployed. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend of 7 years has been cheating on me with my friend's 18-year-old sister, took her on the vacation we planned, and will be starting with my company next week. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me an ultimatum: either cancel my amazing work trip or stay with him. I chose the trip and he assured me he’d be gone by the time I got back. His issue? My boss thought it’d be cheaper to get an AirBnB instead of getting us all hotel rooms, and that men are also going. FML
Today, I was awakened by knocking on my door, only to find my parents standing there. Turns out, they booked two one-way tickets to visit me from another country. Their plan? I should scrap my upcoming 2-week vacation to hang out because they invested in this trip. Oh, and they didn't book a hotel. I'm 31. FML
Today, my husband told me that he can't find his passport. We're supposed to be leaving for Prague in two days. He's known about the trip for months. It was the anniversary vacation that was going to help our frayed relationship. Now my money is going to a hotel in Prague, but I'm not. FML
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Top comments
Mathalamus 25
Maybe his brothers have the money?
phildathrill83 4
ex*-boyfriend
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Comments (12)
RichardPencil 32
Bros before hos.
Mathalamus 25
Maybe his brothers have the money?
Inkoseh 33
I'm going to assume this too, or that they're pitching in a LOT to help pay. Cheapo/scummy on his part because he knows it's your favorite place and hes going without you, but if it were anywhere else with his brothers would it still be bad? If it were you two, would you both be dishing out a lot more money to take the trip? Save up and go with a girlfriend yourself! :D
kfchicken 31
100% agree with the above. or use some of the money you had for the trip and pamper yourself while he's gone
themothhasspoke 6
I bet hes gunna surprise you with a trip
spinspinsugar 12
idky your comment got 2 thumbs down, that would be very sweet if he surprised her
ojoRojo 27
If he doesn’t surprise you and at least take you along, dump his ass.
phildathrill83 4
ex*-boyfriend
Soultaker696 7
maybe they fronted the money?
Susan Yee 9
Maybe their parents paid for it?
circuitboynm 8
Sounds like the beginning of ‘Midsommar’.
jmilam90 9
When he comes back with Cronovirus, you can tell him that he deserves it.
Jillian Cosby-Kelly 15
big red flag there.... sounds like you need a new partner.