Today, I woke up to my yard covered in snow, Christmas music playing loudly, and my noisy, obnoxious aunt and her three year old twin daughters playing and screaming. They're going to be living with us until after the winter holidays. It's only November 18th. FML
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Today, I came home to find my parents wearing Santa hats and blasting Christmas music at full volume. So begins three months of hell. FML
Today, my neighbors coated their house in flashing Christmas lights and blared out "We Wish You a Merry Christmas" all day long. Only 29 days left until Christmas. FML
Today, as I was hung over from a concert and refusing to get out of bed, my dad decided to hook up his top notch speaker system and play Christmas music that shook the house. It's July. Let the family weekend begin. FML
Today, I've had my tenth "Christmas" dinner since Christmas last took place. My mum has gone nuts and keeps playing Christmas music, making these dinners, and refusing to let me take down the Christmas decorations. My dad is too whipped to save us from this hell. FML
Today, my in-laws moved in. FML
Today, after months of peace and quiet since January, a new family moved into the apartment below me ten minutes before I was about to go to sleep. They've been here for 30 minutes and already they're stomping and banging doors all over the place. FML
Today, my neighbor installed a large radio that loudly plays Christmas music 24/7. When I called in a complaint to the police department they told me to, "get in the Christmas spirit." FML
Today, my obnoxious bully of an aunt forced me to walk a mile to the store in the rain to buy her a lottery ticket. When I got back, she thanked me by scream-singing “When Somebody Loves You” in the most ear-rapingly atrocious caterwaul imaginable. We’re staying with her for the rest of the week. FML
Today, it's Christmas Day. Normally, my family would be opening gifts right now. Instead, my mom is holding our gifts hostage until we clean the house. Apparently, "The presents aren't going anywhere." FML
Today, in the second week of August, hell has come to earth; my mom has been playing Christmas music all afternoon and is already searching online for decorations. I hope she buys a length of rope to go with them, because I've already given up on life. FML
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KingDingALing 9
Simple solution: Play loud heavy metal music such as Metallica, System Of A Down, Slipknot, or whatever comes to your mind and just crank it up! They'll get annoyed and leave. Or just run around the house naked screaming "SUCK ME OFF!! WOOO!"
Judus_beej 0
awesome!!!!! you are so lucky! we started listening to Christmas music in oct and the tree (without decorations) has been up or a few weeks. I f$@&in love christmas!
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Comments (126)
melibear89 7
ear plugs if you find annoying. if don't want those suck up.
freakybella 0
Anyone else notice the husband/dad wasn't mentioned? Maybe OP's aunt is going through a divorce or separation. OP, suck it up. IMO, it seems like all your aunt was doing was trying to have a little bit of fun with her children. If the husband/dad isn't in the picture for a reason, maybe instead of complaining you should be thankful for the little things you do have. Are you so jaded you can't even even watching small children having fun without cracking a smile yourself?
Flutist 3
To be fair, Op never said that the children were obnoxious, just the aunt. The Aunt is staying in their home and should be respectful of that. It is one thing to go out and play with your children, it is another to blast Christmas music early in the morning and wake up the neighbors and everyone else.
marystar 0
OP is probably exaggerating to gain sympathy :P
aperrier 0
Even better if you show your aunt and kids your big dick
gunman15 4
I feel your Payne
ca123 0
Sucks to wake up to a happy house. FYL because you, obviously, don't deserve it.
sam_stalker 0
this got posted fast! normally FMLs take a while...
QWERTYCommander 5
Seriously guys? What's so bad about not wanting to hear about Christmas before Thanksgiving? It's more than a MONTH away from Christmas.
catatonicsleep 17
i agree..... if they play all the music from the start of november it gets a bit tiresome by christmas and then it doesn't feel as good somehow.
bamm_fml 0
they are little kids excited for Christmas, thats adorable ... Get over it
BeNKiN 0
you are so mean
rlatpffl86 0
I love Christmas, but good luck with the relatives. They can really get on your nerves. Mine stayed for four months. It was hell.