Today, I woke up to my yard covered in snow, Christmas music playing loudly, and my noisy, obnoxious aunt and her three year old twin daughters playing and screaming. They're going to be living with us until after the winter holidays. It's only November 18th. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came home to find my parents wearing Santa hats and blasting Christmas music at full volume. So begins three months of hell. FML
Today, my neighbors coated their house in flashing Christmas lights and blared out "We Wish You a Merry Christmas" all day long. Only 29 days left until Christmas. FML
Today, as I was hung over from a concert and refusing to get out of bed, my dad decided to hook up his top notch speaker system and play Christmas music that shook the house. It's July. Let the family weekend begin. FML
Today, I've had my tenth "Christmas" dinner since Christmas last took place. My mum has gone nuts and keeps playing Christmas music, making these dinners, and refusing to let me take down the Christmas decorations. My dad is too whipped to save us from this hell. FML
Today, my in-laws moved in. FML
Today, after months of peace and quiet since January, a new family moved into the apartment below me ten minutes before I was about to go to sleep. They've been here for 30 minutes and already they're stomping and banging doors all over the place. FML
Today, my neighbor installed a large radio that loudly plays Christmas music 24/7. When I called in a complaint to the police department they told me to, "get in the Christmas spirit." FML
Today, my obnoxious bully of an aunt forced me to walk a mile to the store in the rain to buy her a lottery ticket. When I got back, she thanked me by scream-singing “When Somebody Loves You” in the most ear-rapingly atrocious caterwaul imaginable. We’re staying with her for the rest of the week. FML
Today, it's Christmas Day. Normally, my family would be opening gifts right now. Instead, my mom is holding our gifts hostage until we clean the house. Apparently, "The presents aren't going anywhere." FML
Today, in the second week of August, hell has come to earth; my mom has been playing Christmas music all afternoon and is already searching online for decorations. I hope she buys a length of rope to go with them, because I've already given up on life. FML
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KingDingALing 9
Simple solution: Play loud heavy metal music such as Metallica, System Of A Down, Slipknot, or whatever comes to your mind and just crank it up! They'll get annoyed and leave. Or just run around the house naked screaming "SUCK ME OFF!! WOOO!"
Judus_beej 0
awesome!!!!! you are so lucky! we started listening to Christmas music in oct and the tree (without decorations) has been up or a few weeks. I f$@&in love christmas!
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Comments (126)
CrazyManNo9 29
OP= Scrooge!
jakeisawake 3
Dude, what the hell? I have The Chipmunks Christmas in my car cd player right now. Christmas is the best holiday (hence why it's last). Don't be a bitch because other people are excited about it. Bake some cookies, help with Christmas lights, hang an ornament or two, and enjoy the holidays with your family.
jakeisawake 3
Dude, because those ******* chipmunks are bad ass. That's how.
Syrael 0
the chipmunks Are totaly lame xD
jal10a 1
The chipmunks go hard!!!! Naw i'm playin but it's cute just to listen to their variation of the song.
Karma495 0
lshtidmt xD chipmunks if I had that playing in my car I would go crazy
QWERTYCommander 5
OP, I recommend you blast this out your window: http : // w w w . youtube . com/watch?v=N3RJ6DoB1c0 I'm no scrooge, but I like to think about Christmas when it's well into December, not November 18th!
QWERTYCommander 5
I wasn't trying to advertise, I was trying to prove a point...
wonderful_wendy 0
gotta love family!
highsheep 0
fake. you wanna know how I know? I live in British Colombia and it hasnt snowed yet.
perez758 2
lol this is awesome! I wish I could spend the holidays with my family!
hellokimmiee 5
party poooooooper seriously!!
skyeyez9 25
Install a lock on your bedroom door, buy some earplugs, DL a white noise app for your iPhone or ipod touch.
Lolathacontrola 0
Its beginning to look a lot like Christmas, get over it!!!
JizzKhalifa 0
It's the ones that smoke blunts with ya, seen ya picture...