Today, I woke up to my yard covered in snow, Christmas music playing loudly, and my noisy, obnoxious aunt and her three year old twin daughters playing and screaming. They're going to be living with us until after the winter holidays. It's only November 18th. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came home to find my parents wearing Santa hats and blasting Christmas music at full volume. So begins three months of hell. FML
Today, my neighbors coated their house in flashing Christmas lights and blared out "We Wish You a Merry Christmas" all day long. Only 29 days left until Christmas. FML
Today, as I was hung over from a concert and refusing to get out of bed, my dad decided to hook up his top notch speaker system and play Christmas music that shook the house. It's July. Let the family weekend begin. FML
Today, I've had my tenth "Christmas" dinner since Christmas last took place. My mum has gone nuts and keeps playing Christmas music, making these dinners, and refusing to let me take down the Christmas decorations. My dad is too whipped to save us from this hell. FML
Today, my in-laws moved in. FML
Today, after months of peace and quiet since January, a new family moved into the apartment below me ten minutes before I was about to go to sleep. They've been here for 30 minutes and already they're stomping and banging doors all over the place. FML
Today, my neighbor installed a large radio that loudly plays Christmas music 24/7. When I called in a complaint to the police department they told me to, "get in the Christmas spirit." FML
Today, my obnoxious bully of an aunt forced me to walk a mile to the store in the rain to buy her a lottery ticket. When I got back, she thanked me by scream-singing “When Somebody Loves You” in the most ear-rapingly atrocious caterwaul imaginable. We’re staying with her for the rest of the week. FML
Today, it's Christmas Day. Normally, my family would be opening gifts right now. Instead, my mom is holding our gifts hostage until we clean the house. Apparently, "The presents aren't going anywhere." FML
Today, in the second week of August, hell has come to earth; my mom has been playing Christmas music all afternoon and is already searching online for decorations. I hope she buys a length of rope to go with them, because I've already given up on life. FML
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KingDingALing 9
Simple solution: Play loud heavy metal music such as Metallica, System Of A Down, Slipknot, or whatever comes to your mind and just crank it up! They'll get annoyed and leave. Or just run around the house naked screaming "SUCK ME OFF!! WOOO!"
Judus_beej 0
awesome!!!!! you are so lucky! we started listening to Christmas music in oct and the tree (without decorations) has been up or a few weeks. I f$@&in love christmas!
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Comments (126)
aetrcsom_fml_fml 0
Easy fix. Sleep with an mp3 player and headphones and you'll sleep peacefully.
longtimesunshine 4
grinch
tboudre 0
why can't people just wait until after Thanksgiving to start Christmas? these early birds ruin the season for me. I agree FYL.
thereisawar4your 0
don't be a Scrooge
Flutist 3
Just because you like Christmas doesn't mean Op wants to wake up early to a bunch of screaming children. You don't know if Op celebrates a different Holiday, if the Christmas music was played above a normal octave, or if the Aunt has been progressively annoying and being forced up early was the last straw. If the Aunt is loud and obnoxious she must do other things to gain this title. Op never says he hates the children, just that the aunt seems to be doing things that are not appropriate at early hours in the morning. I am sure the Op wouldn't have minded if the Aunt waited until a decent hour to play with her children.
underpaid011 0
beer is your friend....
diving_fml 30
Jack Daniels is a great friend
in_wonderland 1
op sounds lame as ****, and cynical. sounds like fun to me.
tzolkin 0
be grateful you have family, make the best of it, enjoy those little girls, they might need your love. happy holidays.
sunshyne84_fml 0
I mean....but who invited them? YDI
BonJovi821 3
OP's parents maybe? Dumbass.
suffokateslowly 0
open your window and scream stfu haha i do it all the time