Today, my neighbors coated their house in flashing Christmas lights and blared out "We Wish You a Merry Christmas" all day long. Only 29 days left until Christmas. FML
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Today, I came home to find my parents wearing Santa hats and blasting Christmas music at full volume. So begins three months of hell. FML
Today, my neighbors put up their Christmas lights. They blink red and green on and off. Ever since they put them up, my dog hasn't stopped barking. It's 2:00AM. FML
Today, my neighbor installed a large radio that loudly plays Christmas music 24/7. When I called in a complaint to the police department they told me to, "get in the Christmas spirit." FML
Today, my manager made everyone put up Christmas decorations around the store. As well as this, we're going to have Christmas music playing on repeat all the way through to January. It's not even September yet. FML
Today, my boss insisted that we get in the holiday mood by putting up lights, playing Christmas music, and wearing bells on our uniforms. It's not even Thanksgiving yet and I can't even have a tinkle without full-blown jingling. FML
Today, the mall I work at started playing Christmas songs on repeat. It's the beginning of November. FML
Today, I woke up to my yard covered in snow, Christmas music playing loudly, and my noisy, obnoxious aunt and her three year old twin daughters playing and screaming. They're going to be living with us until after the winter holidays. It's only November 18th. FML
Today, it's 49 days until Christmas, and all I can think of is how it’s mine and my partner's first Christmas together but she’ll be out of town. Apparently, she’d rather hang out with her whackjob family rather than my normal, stable family. FML
Today, my little brother found the singing Santa Claus from last year, and it still works. I'm now going to be hearing nothing but "We WISH you a MERRY CHRISTMAS!" for the next 20 days. FML
Today, my husband announced that he was fed up with us being known as the neighborhood slobs, and prepared to take down all the Christmas decorations still up from last year. He then decided it was too much effort, and that he'd leave them up to give us a three month head-start. FML
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perdix 31
What took them so long? Slackers!! My neighbors have been blaring Christmas carols since Labor Day.
rjonesy1992 0
Oh, you have THOSE neighbors. I'm sorry.
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Comments (131)
clownphobia23 12
That stinks like crap.
xosportsgirl14x 8
This reminds me of Deck the Halls. You should make your house visible...from SPACE!
SirObvious 1
Throw fruitcake at them.
Naitsi 19
get in the christmas spirit :D
kaprookie 3
Seizure inducing fun!!!!!
number0 8
Christmas is inevitable, OP...
AnonymousTroll 2
It will be a Christmas miracle if the house doesn't catch fire by then...
xoconnie 8
dont hate. xmas only comes once a year!!!!! wheres ur spirit????!!!!!! lighten up madison avenue.
XenaWP 6
Its bad luck to do Christmas shit this early. I hope their house burns down for you op. :)
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
Great now that song's stuck in my head :(
False_Stupidity 42
#38 Christmas spirit?.. Oh you mean rum, vodka or whiskey .. I'd love to go soak in a vat of Christmas spirit ;-)
RawrNom 0
sucks to be you! take out one light and they will all go out aha. :)
TheDrifter 24
That doesn't work on the new lights, I vote hatchet to the power line coming into their house.
bossroyd 4
I second that
FarSide 23
Yeah... one of you geniuses ought to do that.
slinginmac14 0
Bolt cutters work better. Yeah, and make sure they dont have the grips either....
mejiiaa 0
Where's the Christmas spirit emo boy?
RawrNom 0
ahh damn. in that case, get the hatchet and the bolt cutters :)
truebrotrue 7
Put up even more decorations than them,be the chevy chase of your neighborhood
slushpup9696 12
I doubt they'll do that for 29 consecutive days though.
ShroomsOnAcid 17
You'd think, but there's all sorts of weirdos in this world, as strongly evidenced by the internet.
TheDrifter 24
Care to make a wager? I delight in torturing my neighbors with my holiday spirit. I start early October and hit every holiday through Easter in a nonstop barrage, when one is done I decorate for the next.
rjonesy1992 0
I would have doubted that anyone would do that anyway, but people have issues.
perdix 31
What took them so long? Slackers!! My neighbors have been blaring Christmas carols since Labor Day.
slushpup9696 12
I've been going since last Christmas.
perdix 31
After Christmas, I prepare for April Fools' Day and sing foolish music for 3 solid months and a few days as I ready my pranks and jokes. Then, it's 2 months of Taps before Memorial Day. All summer, I get ready for Labor Day with union strike chants and "Take this job and shove it." I get evicted and shot at with surprising frequency.
VitalDisplayII 0
I've noticed that you comment on a lot of FML post.
DrDilllonReese 12
I've noticed that you're a dipshit
bitchslapped22 14
That just made my day, 85
katt_is_here 24
perdix is my fml site hero. His posts are always entertaining.
BrianAlarcon 0
Christmas spirit(x
atkir002 1
he sounds like a modern day scrooge.
cheeseboy77 0
Santa would approve!
rjonesy1992 0
Oh, you have THOSE neighbors. I'm sorry.
KiddNYC1O 22
The Griswalds! (sp)
Peach3 1
What a shame it would be if an "accident" should befall their decorations...wink wink.
FrankHotpants 31
Where's your christmas spirit?