Today, I spent the night in hospital. As soon as I was alone, I writhed and twisted in all directions in my attempts to pee in a bottle left precisely for that purpose. It was at that moment that the doctor, a good-looking guy, came in. My legs were spread wide and I was right in the middle of doing my business. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at work at my local hospital. I went to the toilet to empty my bladder; the door was half open so I assumed it was empty. Upon opening the door, I was greeted with a half naked old man, who then yelled at me and violently shat himself, all over the walls and floor. FML
Today, I spent two hours trying to catch a urine sample whilst at urgent care due to my inability to pee in public restrooms. I finally managed one, and was so excited by my success that I fumbled it and spilled it on my pants. FML
Today, I went into hospital and was being treated by a really cute doctor. Not knowing that I was going to end up here, I put on novelty underwear this morning. Well, at least he found the little green glow-in-the-dark skulls amusing. FML
Today, I had to go to the clinic for a physical. The nurse asked me for a pee sample; however, I had no urine to give. After 20 minutes of standing at the stall I was able to squeeze half a cup of pee. As I approached the sink to cover the sample, I somehow managed to drop it all over myself. FML
Today, I had to get a urine analysis done for my doctor. I take medicine that makes me a little shaky sometimes. Guess who spilled their pee all over themselves while trying to put the lid on. FML
Today, holding my teenager's hand at the hospital, I unfortunately had a front row seat as a nurse manipulated his penis trying to pop a ball bearing out of his urethra. He had been curious to see if it fit. It did. And no matter how hard he tried he couldn’t pee it out, so off to the hospital we went. FML
Today, I tore a muscle in my back. At the hospital, I was prescribed some pain medication. My husband got me settled at home, with everything I needed within reach, and left for work. As I picked up the bottle to take the first pill, I knocked it on the floor. It rolled under the couch. FML
Today, I had to go to the hospital. While I was there, my mom started hitting on a doctor. Later I saw them making out in the room next to me. FML
Today, I had to get an ultrasound, which required me to drink 3 glasses of water beforehand. The doctor said I had too much and told me to go pee out just a little and come back. It took a lot of effort to hold the rest in. The first thing she did when I got back was press on my abdomen. I peed myself. FML
Today, while working for a hospital security company, I had to assist in restraining a male patient while the nurses put a catheter in him. All I will say is that it looked like a worm trying to swallow a straw. FML
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roseglass6370 0
Doctors don't care. Happens all the time. Trust me, I work at a hospital and see AT LEAST 5 of these kinds of things a day...if not more.
junkinmahcranium 0
Don't they knock anymore? All those other people saying "don't worry, he's just a doctor" bother me. Yeah, maybe HE's not embarassed, but she just got walked in on peeing. Going to the bathroom is oddly personal and private, and since it's gross, not exactly something we want to share to the world. Very sorry for you, OP. D:
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roseglass6370 0
Doctors don't care. Happens all the time. Trust me, I work at a hospital and see AT LEAST 5 of these kinds of things a day...if not more.
Boomi 39
Doctors might not care, but the patients do.
inlimbo11 0
yeah, nothing to worry about on that one. no fml here.
markh110 0
Nah, you're fine, doctors see a LOT worse every day :)
Orit 0
Doctors see worst things, nothing to sweat about
stitesy29 18
*worse
vampirate 0
yikes :/ but yeah, they don't even think twice about that stuff. but still, that's really embarrassing for you :( oh well, shit happens.
DaMirrorLink 0
im surprised they didn't insert a catheter
ckydc 0
my sister had one.. shes seven
alex_cutie 0
those hurt like hell I had one when I was 10
ChelsiiBabee 5
I had one when I was 12. WORST THING EVER!
OneNightStander 6
Wtf is that?
heygirlie777 21
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I love how all of these people can tell strangers about their catheter experiences because YOLO.
rawr_ily96 24
NO!!! NO YOLO!!!! DIE SWAG-SCUM!!!
BlueLettuce 0
Oh this reminds me of a situation on my way to grand canyon in a car, gotta post it up soon :p
nnchronic2001 0
I don't get it, you said "good looking guy" but you got imbarrased??????
TheLad69 2
she got embarrassed because she was doing her buisness as he walked in and because he's 'good looking' she got embarrassed
mahaya_fml 0
No dur she was embarrassed 10 that hilarious I can just c u peeing and a hit dude walks in LOL besides he's a doc he's prob done surgerys way grosser than that don't sweat chill out
dolphinlvr7 24
Learn how to spell, jeez
junkinmahcranium 0
Don't they knock anymore? All those other people saying "don't worry, he's just a doctor" bother me. Yeah, maybe HE's not embarassed, but she just got walked in on peeing. Going to the bathroom is oddly personal and private, and since it's gross, not exactly something we want to share to the world. Very sorry for you, OP. D: