Today, I woke up to my yard covered in snow, Christmas music playing loudly, and my noisy, obnoxious aunt and her three year old twin daughters playing and screaming. They're going to be living with us until after the winter holidays. It's only November 18th. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I came home to find my parents wearing Santa hats and blasting Christmas music at full volume. So begins three months of hell. FML
Today, my neighbors coated their house in flashing Christmas lights and blared out "We Wish You a Merry Christmas" all day long. Only 29 days left until Christmas. FML
Today, as I was hung over from a concert and refusing to get out of bed, my dad decided to hook up his top notch speaker system and play Christmas music that shook the house. It's July. Let the family weekend begin. FML
Today, I've had my tenth "Christmas" dinner since Christmas last took place. My mum has gone nuts and keeps playing Christmas music, making these dinners, and refusing to let me take down the Christmas decorations. My dad is too whipped to save us from this hell. FML
Today, my in-laws moved in. FML
Today, after months of peace and quiet since January, a new family moved into the apartment below me ten minutes before I was about to go to sleep. They've been here for 30 minutes and already they're stomping and banging doors all over the place. FML
Today, my neighbor installed a large radio that loudly plays Christmas music 24/7. When I called in a complaint to the police department they told me to, "get in the Christmas spirit." FML
Today, my obnoxious bully of an aunt forced me to walk a mile to the store in the rain to buy her a lottery ticket. When I got back, she thanked me by scream-singing “When Somebody Loves You” in the most ear-rapingly atrocious caterwaul imaginable. We’re staying with her for the rest of the week. FML
Today, it's Christmas Day. Normally, my family would be opening gifts right now. Instead, my mom is holding our gifts hostage until we clean the house. Apparently, "The presents aren't going anywhere." FML
Today, in the second week of August, hell has come to earth; my mom has been playing Christmas music all afternoon and is already searching online for decorations. I hope she buys a length of rope to go with them, because I've already given up on life. FML
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KingDingALing 9
Simple solution: Play loud heavy metal music such as Metallica, System Of A Down, Slipknot, or whatever comes to your mind and just crank it up! They'll get annoyed and leave. Or just run around the house naked screaming "SUCK ME OFF!! WOOO!"
Judus_beej 0
awesome!!!!! you are so lucky! we started listening to Christmas music in oct and the tree (without decorations) has been up or a few weeks. I f$@&in love christmas!
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Comments (126)
Crlnprz 11
haha join them n have fun :D u party pooper
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
They're three! still cute at that age(: FYL for not liking kids.
ellebershad 0
i totallllly agree! goodness graciois, have some holiday spirit and be nice to them!
hellokat1 0
They were having fun... lighten up a bit.
mfmylifesrsly 30
Sean! why do you always have different accounts??
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
I'm just here too much, and the mods don't like me..
mfmylifesrsly 30
why? i mean, youre a sexy beast. lol.
KiddNYC1O 22
Sean, get at that ^
Sirin_fml 47
Get a room, guys, seriously. I can smell the sex pheromones from thousands of miles and several countries away. It's frightening me to the point I'm considering building another FML fortress.
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
tap that
warpig182 0
I dont care i can see down her shirt!
warpig182 0
I dont care i can see down her shirt!
KiddNYC1O 22
Sirin, by the lack of replies looks like they got a room indeed. lol
mfmylifesrsly 30
lmao!
darkzexs 0
yee its been raining Wet snow here in vancouver. damn
C6Racer 0
So damn hot, yet annoying as hell.
teogaga 3
I kno!!! soo annoying!!!
truthunfolded 0
prettier than hayley williams?!? ya nuts?
eurostar710 11
Win ^
Judus_beej 0
awesome!!!!! you are so lucky! we started listening to Christmas music in oct and the tree (without decorations) has been up or a few weeks. I f$@&in love christmas!
mintcar 10
Tree up in October? That's pretty early. We set ours up in late November but it usually doesn't go down for another 3 months or so. It's due to extreme laziness. -_-
iSitt 0
op is going to be visited by three spirits; Jose Cuervo, Jack Daniels and mad dog.
Brandi_Faith 34
Judas- We're the same way at our house, the Christmas music starts in October and within the first week of November all the decorations go up! And my mom has alot of decorations!! My brothers birthday is Nov 15th so we used to try to wait till then, but now it's usually the first week of November! You have kids too I see, is this their first or second Christmas? Kids are so much fun at Christmas!! Especially when they're just getting the concept of it!! Unless of course your OP who doesn't seem to be too impressed or happy about having two three yr olds around!
Karma495 0
u set up the Christmas tree 2 holidays before Christmas. damn I couldn't do that.
Judus_beej 0
brandi faith- this will be his 3rd Christmas. he is two but he was born in september. karma - I'm Canadian we don't have thanksgiving in November. just Halloween for between then and now mintcar- sorry my grammars bad. Christmas music started in oct. tree has only been up for a few weeks now. we are decorating it this weeks though :)
ICabooseI 0
one word that always helps my migraines:Painkillers. if your scared or weak, cut it in half and take half of it.
ripjohnlennon 5
don't cut one i'n half just take the whole thing
flbren 0
suck it up pussy
glorialaura21 8
I secound this^
glorialaura21 8
I secound this^
ca123 0
I third... Er... Second the second... So second squared is fourth? I fourth this?
glorialaura21 8
lol
nathan5 0
i third it then, theres a gap that needs to be filled!
KingDingALing 9
Simple solution: Play loud heavy metal music such as Metallica, System Of A Down, Slipknot, or whatever comes to your mind and just crank it up! They'll get annoyed and leave. Or just run around the house naked screaming "SUCK ME OFF!! WOOO!"
Crlnprz 11
hahaha yeaah ^^^
KiddNYC1O 22
SOAD is acceptable.
jessisaur 0
The Warriors and System Of A Down are acceptable
KiddNYC1O 22
=] The Warriors is a legit fkin movie.
JizzKhalifa 0
the warriors game was better haha
CupAndSilverware 3
fight fire with fire
ScreamAimFire 0
Bring Me The Horizion (Y)
icecreamdriveby 5
Eurgh, what about some Behemoth or Dimmu Borgir instead :)
nathan5 0
abba?
mahimalil 0
where is the chrismas spirt !!!
DocBastard 40
In the crapper, along with your ability to spell.
jade_lyn 0
wait til thanksgiving is over at least!
KiddNYC1O 22
Lol at the Nazi.
ImApencil 0
Doc, are you a photographer?
DocBastard 40
No, why?
JizzKhalifa 0
#22 the warriors!
naximus93 0
Doc, Because you are always putting up new photographs of your beautiful daughter as your profile picture
EpicPear 0
I smell a pedo bear
DocBastard 40
Nope, I'm just a dad. :)
Karma495 0
WTF ever happen to putting it up the night before x-mas?
Karma495 0
I would do that if I was a parent . I would carry around my camera every where :)
naximus93 0
I am not a pedo. If I were, I would have said something else like 'could she help me find my lost puppy?' But I didn't. Because I think that all pedophiles need to be shot, set afire, dropped in acid, and then the remains dumped in the ocean.
Flutist 3
I think we have had enough trash and harmful things in the ocean lately. I mean, I thought pedophiles weren't allowed near schools (of fish) and you want to put their remains near Nemo?
naximus93 0
The ocean is very LARGE. I did not say near Nemo, just 'in the ocean.' And besides all that, I was just trying to express the fact that pedophiles are one of the most horrid things since blue cheese
Flutist 3
And that you have no sense of humor. Yes, Pedophiles are the worst thing in the world, but this FML has nothing to do with pedophiles. It gets old when people keep bringing them up like they are some new slang word. "Hey man, that was totally pedo! Way to wack off the n00b in COD."
naximus93 0
I'm pretty sure that I know that (I can read). But when o answered someones question a while ago, someone else called me a pedo. There is absolutely no reason for you to be a hater like this.
marystar 0
awe thats sweet, man <3
jakeisawake 3
If you think blue cheese is horrid... try Gorgonzola. At least blue cheese I can consider edible.
tardis99 0
Oh, how hard your life must be, waking up to a Hallmark moment and having a loving family around you. Harry Potter would kill for a home like yours, so suck it up! :P
bigbadtim 7
It goes both ways. It may be a Hallmark moment, but the OP's Aunt and cousins need to show some respect. They are guests in somebody's home and need to keep this in mind.
ImaginaryFoe 1
Who said they are loving? Not every family gathering is cause for celebration or joy. OP, I feel your pain. At least it's snowing!
Karma495 0
well if I still had my family I would love to wake up that day but maybe he had a bad day yesterday so he needed to wake up nice
Flutist 3
Karma, while it's sad you don't have family, I think Op is justified in being annoyed. I doubt you would want to wake up to loud music and screaming, especially when its two three-year-olds doing it...only because Op's attitude makes me think it was very early in the morning when this happened and that it happens a lot.
jocelyng_fml 0
if I woke up to that id be so happy,have a little fun op. the only bad thing in this fml is the snow when you're not playing in it.
541MedfazWcM 0
yup same here
Karma495 0
true
jade_lyn 0
that would suck! I'm so sorry!
IsBitchBetter 1
OP, you need to stop and think about the fact that obviously this family has no where else to go. I am sure your "obnoxious" aunt would love to be celebrating the holidays with her kids in HER OWN HOME!! Realize that little kids love the holidays, try to be less of a selfish ass munch and get over yourself!
ImaginaryFoe 1
How do you know she does not have her own home? She might be visiting out of choice, not neccesity. My s-i-l is doing the same and she has quite a large house.
naximus93 0
Uhm, would you please enlighten me as to what a 's-i-l' is?
masterchi3f 0
sister in law....
naximus93 0
oh wow... blonde moment. my bad. thanks for the help
masterchi3f 0
lol no prob.