Today, I fell over and obviously tried to grab the nearest object to stop myself. It was my boss's skirt, and both my head and the skirt hit the floor at the same time. I can now confirm my boss goes commando and is a natural redhead, and also I’m suspended pending a HR investigation. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I met my celebrity crush in an official capacity, I was completely tongue tied and when I stood to shake her hand, I tripped and fell with my face in her cleavage. She thought it was funny, but I was mortified and my boss suspended me until security footage proves I didn’t do it on purpose. FML
Today, I went in for an interview for my first ever job. Just seconds after meeting the boss, I slipped on the linoleum floor. I was wearing a skirt. FML
Today, while at the urinal doing my business, my trousers fell all the way to the ground. As I bent down to pull them back up, my boss walked in the bathroom and thought I was mooning him. FML
Today, my colleague was wearing a beautiful dress. I decided that I had to go over and compliment her. As I walked over, my coffee cup flew out of my hand and onto said dress. She had to go home and change, and my boss had to cover for her. FML
Today, I started my new job. It seems my colleagues are moronic pranksters, because when I leaned back in my chair, the backrest came apart and I fell to the ground, to much laughter. My boss immediately shouted at me to, "Stop fucking about." I thought this only happened in movies. FML
Today, my boss suspended me for laughing too hard at my desk and causing a big scene in front of our customers. I was laughing because he'd forwarded me a hilarious email. He was practically smirking as he handed me my official warning. FML
Today, I was at a theme park with an old friend. We were standing in line when she reached into my shorts and pulled my thong so high it was almost to my shoulders. It would’ve been fine if I didn’t see my boss behind us in line who saw the whole thing. She waved. FML
Today, I walked into work to see my boss's hot son. I wanted him to notice me, so I did my "sexy walk". I then slipped and fell onto my desk, broke my desk, and sprained my wrist. Oh he noticed me alright. FML
Today, I got a harsh warning from my boss. I apologized because I was genuinely in the wrong. My girlfriend found out about it and sent my boss a message, threatening to kick her ass. I'm now suspended. Thanks babe. FML
Today, my boss watched me get my waistband hooked on a safety hazard in the warehouse. She included it in the safety report. FML
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anon9878 7
So an accident gets you fired? Better be glad you didn’t get hurt badly otherwise they would be paying workers compensation out of their ass for a long time
RichardPencil 32
It's ok, you need some alone time to process what just happened.
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anon9878 7
So an accident gets you fired? Better be glad you didn’t get hurt badly otherwise they would be paying workers compensation out of their ass for a long time
Grizz8831 14
suspended just means can't show up for a bit. sounds like they are making sure this was an accident and there is not a history of some kind. most likely going to be a letter of apology maybe a seminar on behavior purely to cover the companies ass in case of social media, or a lawsuit of any kind. OP might even get paid for the suspension if they prove it was accidental, but that is dependent on the company.
RichardPencil 32
It's ok, you need some alone time to process what just happened.
RichardPencil 32
You mean you can't "grab 'em by the pussy?" Yet another Trump lie!!!!
Yudith 28
OP wasn't rich or powerful enough, I guess. Remember that the lady was his boss, not the other way around.