Today, I walked around for hours with a Post-it on my back reading, "I JUST HAD SEX!" My boyfriend stuck it on me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I grabbed my t-shirt off the floor beside the bed and got up to walk my boyfriend's dog. After several trips around the block, and plenty of strange looks, I got back upstairs and saw the used condom stuck to my sleeve from the night before. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by covering my car with post-it notes that read "it's you not me." FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. We kept the lights on for a change and he asked me, "Babe, what's that on your tummy?" They're my stretch marks. Sex and body confidence ruined. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went to the beach. I though he was being really sweet by putting sunscreen on my back as I layed on my stomach. I got home later, and felt that my back was sore. Then I saw the giant penis on my back that been burnt in. FML
Today, I had the best sex of our relationship with my boyfriend. Afterwards, he took off his condom, looked me sweetly in the eyes for a few moments, then decided to slap me in the face with it. FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I got so bored, I made a "to do" list for the week in my head. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I made love. She stared at her One Direction poster the whole time. FML
Today, I put on a new pair of jeans and went out. Halfway through my errands, I realized the long sticker with my size was still on the back. I walked around for quite a while advertising my embarrassing waist and leg measurements. FML
Today, I was in a movie when my boyfriend sent out a mass text saying that he'd just lost his virginity. FML
Today, after having a naked wrestle with my boyfriend, I discovered he'd left a skidmark on my stomach. FML
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Top comments
mojojojo91 6
Did it feel so good?
FUUUandyourmom 16
What an amazing boyfriend you've got there!
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FUUUandyourmom 16
What an amazing boyfriend you've got there!
opendoorclosed 8
There should be another post-it under it, saying: "AND IT FELT SO GOOOOOOD!!!".
sourgirl101 29
What if he's cute and ends up having volunteers?
MrSassypants 34
53 then it worked out for everyone.
cupcakeslayer 0
then put one that says "I lasted 15 seconds in bed"
WTFGOTOHELL 0
hahahaha WIN
Gross2332 0
haha yeah at least he wasn't lying
DKParth13 5
let me put my penis inside her!!..
CaramelRainbows 2
No it shoudlve said "IT FELT SOOOO GREAT!"
eminemchick 19
i would love to have a boyfriend like thatxD
julialoves0521 0
y
eminemchick 19
60, cuz he has a sense of humor and like that other commenter said, id feel like a boss
kodi93 2
do you know whether he called his parents after he was done
laurenv20 4
what I'm thinking is: Was op just around the house? Or did they go out somewhere?
lilxsexii 4
#63 good one
imaberry95 0
"it felt so good when I did it with my penis"
ChelseaXD 0
Havin' sex can make a nice man out the meanest.
Boygenius50 8
She took the post-it, and THREW IT ON THE GROUND She's not a part of his system.
imaberry95 0
this is the 2nd FML on the last 2 days where I have made lonely island references haha
grrritsolivia 0
You should put one on him saying "She let me wear my chain and my turtleneck sweater!"
imthatguythatdid 0
OP did u keep looking at you watch? or did u put a bag on his head? WHICH WAS IT?!?!?! or was it both
terranada 3
hey it's a a great song
yeahbuddy9 0
HAHAHAHAHAA
Phil135 4
Well sure! Nice of her to let him do that thang! Nice of any girl ever!
fatguy805 0
how about my girlfriend played that song after the first time we had sex :O how awesome haha good times good times hahaha
imnotcraZ 0
you got yourself a keeper!
OwN3d3d 0
22, you just failed bad
zco101 1
her boyfriend wanted to show off!
mojojojo91 6
Did it feel so good?
bennetts211 2
Did you let him put his penis insiiiiiide of you?
volley4eva1698 0
will you ever go back?
whiskuit 0
To the not having sex ways of the past?
eminemchick 19
when he had sex, it felt great. it felt so good when he did it with his penis dont know about the girls opinionxD
6969awesome 0
I just had sex, but it didn't feel good cause it was rape D:
chlorinegreen 27
67 if this really happened why would you say that? go to a clinic! go to the police! I'm just looking out for you fellow FMLer. if it didn't you must be the girlfriend and still feeling pretty bitter about the note. well cheer up buckaroo! get back on that horse and this time make him pinky promise not to do it again. that stuff is legit.
Banana_Pancakes6 0
Did you let him wear his chain and his turtleneck sweater?
jmtmxer 0
never guess where he just came from he had sex and if he had to describe the feeling it was the best
illneedasaviour 0
did he call his parents right after he was done?
seanders 10
Doesn't matter, had sex.
chiddy_bang71 0
besides the two comments in the middle... C-C-C-Combo breaker!
Hockeyboy4280 18
Did you put a bag over his head?
LNK112 5
Did he cry the whole time?
SighMaster3000 4
Best 30 seconds of your life?
grapisy 8
Might he be a racist?
stroudie94 9
are you a mermaid....oh wait.....wrong song.
gehoy 0
Was Akon there too?
alexg823 0
I don't get it :/
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
Would he have honestly had Sex with a pile of manure?
anonymous31_fml 0
Liam, the teenager who just woke up!
fly101 0
best 30 seconds of his life
HiccupAstrid 1
ah I love The Lonely Island :)
BaconDave 12
146 has probably never heard the song therefore, didn't experience the mind-blowing awesomeness of The Lonely Island.
DarthVader007 0
Did you let him flop around ontop of you?
linstar 13
still counts
destiny515 0
haha like the song
ichikibobivopula 0
if you just had sex in the last 30 minutes you qualify to sing this song.
AnotherRandomPer 0
Did he see your boobies and the rest?:D
ashleyylove3 22
This has to be the best chain of comments on an FML that I have ever read. Ever.
currychicken 4
better than no sex
comepoopwithme 0
had sex undressed all her boobies and the rest!
buttercup_mcm 0
lol
Larsyun 0
l
Mandy0325 1
yea I would be proud to wear that post it:)
J1hill33 12
that's what I was thinking
yummylicious 5
would you rather it say I just ate my dog!!!?
Salvikidd 6
really?-_-
eminemchick 19
by ur name, im assuming you find dogs yummylicious? that is just wrong my friend. wrong.
DKParth13 5
wtf??
tblax44 0
how do u even think of that?
supertacowaffle 41
Fail.
BaconDave 12
At least everyone thinks you're a boss!
daisyloo 7
Not neccessarily.....
Banana_Pancakes6 0
Like a Boss...
HiccupAstrid 1
man this thread is infected by The Lonely Island xP
AnagenisisZagus 13
I suppose it is a subject worth bragging.... or is said boyfriend a bit lame in the sack, EH?
L1v3_L0v3_Lau9h 18
You're boyfriends a genious! :)
madhukar 3
yeah, but not a 'genius' :D
L1v3_L0v3_Lau9h 18
Bahaha, fail on my part :P yes I suck at spelling
IscoreOnU 19
No number 10 your the genius.
BuhxritNAYY 5
181, you could have been nice about it like the other guy. ya asshole. she noticed her wrongdoing
L1v3_L0v3_Lau9h 18
181- *you're, learn to use proper grammar. :)
astarwarsfan 0
Was a bag put on his head?
myfruitloop 0
Still counts
eminemchick 19
damn 57 beat me to it xD
ahole123 0
He might have been a racist
noryev 0
hey it still counts
eminemchick 19
still counts
myfruitloop 0
I see what you... tried to do there
BaconDave 12
Did he think you were a racist?
123jdub 7
you gota admit. that is funny
2cacrawf 0
agreed laugh it off & put one on him next time.
olms_jesse 3
it would not work the same he would just get high fives.