Scabby
Manchester, United Kingdom
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend pulling off scabs and eating them. My scabs. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Food is food
Today, my boyfriend picked a scab off of my back and ate it without a moment of hesitation. When I questioned him on it, he nonchalantly replied that he’s been doing it his whole life. FML
caitplaysguitar
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Dude, gross
Today, I watched my boyfriend pick all the dead skin off of his feet, and then fling it at me. FML
Qwerty
Australia
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML
Anonymous
Dansville, United States
Today, my boyfriend and I were having dinner with my family. He killed a bug and ate it. FML
beya
Canada
Today, I woke up to my five year old son picking off the scabs from his chicken pox and dropping them into my open mouth as I slept. FML
wtf
Dearborn, United States
Today, I walked into my bedroom to find my boyfriend clipping his toe nails into my pillow case. FML
HaleyIsabelle
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
France
Ew, dude
Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML
Anonymous
Today, I saw my 32-year-old boyfriend of 4 years pick his nose and eat it. The booger in question was attached to his nose and he sucked it out spaghetti-style. He then tried to kiss me. I still feel my stomach churning. FML
UUUGHHH
Villejuif, France
Today, I watched in horror from the other room as my boyfriend picked the biggest, slimiest booger I've ever seen, then lowered it into his mouth, and licked his finger clean. I very nearly threw up. FML
Anonymous
Today, when my boyfriend came to bed, I rolled over and watched as he used his pinky to clean out both nostrils, then eat it what he found. He’s almost 25. FML
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lillaurie89 2
Wow, I definitely just threw up a little in my mouth..
EmreArslan 11
Wow omg that is even more disgustin than that other FML about a bug in her nose!
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Comments (293)
MakaPaka_fml 0
You should confront him about it.
MCTime 12
How could she not? I'd like to think that no one in her position could pretend it's no big deal. "Oh, I usually wake up gagging...it has nothing to do with you eating my scabs, that's perfectly normal." Right.
Kog_Hiro 17
This is just plan awkward.
jagsville 8
What do you "plan" on doing about it?
laden_swallow09 35
"Awkward" doesn't even begin to cover it! (No, but a scab would!) buh-dum, tsshhhh
perdix 31
A vampire who likes the crunchy mouthfeel?
Kog_Hiro 17
Better then the sparkling ones? Not sure yet.
Furrywhiplash 14
Well since it doesn't say the boyfriend was exposed to sunlight, I say we do just that. If he sparkles, we may have just discovered the worst type of vampire out there...
MCTime 12
Dried blood clots just have more flavor, every vampire knows this.
javachip1shot 0
At least he's not pressing pimples and eating the puss.
Musicholic_asey 1
Thanks, as if I wasn't already grossed out before I saw your comment.
WCARlover 35
Wow I guess it's safe to say that he'll like anything you cook then?
BunBunBabe 8
Good point, that's nasty to think about
WheresPengAt 0
That clearly tells you that he loves every bits of you
Kog_Hiro 17
*Holds out bucket* Need one Noor?
EmreArslan 11
Wait hold it right there! You are a ninja? Or a muslim? Am confused :S
blu3r0s3th0rn4 7
Disgusting
Kog_Hiro 17
I got plenty bucket to go round guys. And does it really matter what Noor is? Shes a ninja. That's all we really need to know.