Scabby
Manchester, United Kingdom
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend pulling off scabs and eating them. My scabs. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Food is food
Today, my boyfriend picked a scab off of my back and ate it without a moment of hesitation. When I questioned him on it, he nonchalantly replied that he’s been doing it his whole life. FML
caitplaysguitar
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Dude, gross
Today, I watched my boyfriend pick all the dead skin off of his feet, and then fling it at me. FML
Qwerty
Australia
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML
Anonymous
Dansville, United States
Today, my boyfriend and I were having dinner with my family. He killed a bug and ate it. FML
beya
Canada
Today, I woke up to my five year old son picking off the scabs from his chicken pox and dropping them into my open mouth as I slept. FML
wtf
Dearborn, United States
Today, I walked into my bedroom to find my boyfriend clipping his toe nails into my pillow case. FML
HaleyIsabelle
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
France
Ew, dude
Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML
Anonymous
Today, I saw my 32-year-old boyfriend of 4 years pick his nose and eat it. The booger in question was attached to his nose and he sucked it out spaghetti-style. He then tried to kiss me. I still feel my stomach churning. FML
UUUGHHH
Villejuif, France
Today, I watched in horror from the other room as my boyfriend picked the biggest, slimiest booger I've ever seen, then lowered it into his mouth, and licked his finger clean. I very nearly threw up. FML
Anonymous
Today, when my boyfriend came to bed, I rolled over and watched as he used his pinky to clean out both nostrils, then eat it what he found. He’s almost 25. FML
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lillaurie89 2
Wow, I definitely just threw up a little in my mouth..
EmreArslan 11
Wow omg that is even more disgustin than that other FML about a bug in her nose!
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Comments (293)
BlackDogTactics 2
Totally gagging right now!
7srodri1 8
That's nasty.
BrotherTheo 31
On one Hand it reminded me of Itchy....Tasty...... On the other.... Ew. Just...*******...ew......
TylerDirty 15
haha that's messed up
ElricMustang 23
Om nom nom nom >:3 me gusta
sily44 0
The vomit has reached the top of my throat, gone down and come back up! WTF!!!
kiakia0131 23
Ew. I was going to make breakfast, but now I think I will wait until I don't feel like I am going to throw up.
sadistmonkey 19
It's a practice run for cannibalism. Run now.
natureboyn 6
It's probably dry **** from the night before.
KeyboardWarrior 10
If Noor is Sparta, and Sparta's a country, would that make country a Noor? And that would make country a Sparta as well? And so I live in a Sparta, so do I also live in a Noor? But I live in a house, so are houses Noors too? So then she truly is a ninja! All this time I've been looking at her, thinking "Oh look a house", not realizing Noor is the house I'm looking at!