Today, I was going to the bathroom. As I was about to wipe, I noticed that the toilet paper had butterflies printed on it. Never before had I felt bad for wiping my ass. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had diarrhea in a public bathroom. When I was finished, I noticed that someone had pissed all over the toilet paper. FML
Today, I was at the movie theatre. I went to the bathroom, and was about to wipe my butt when I realized that where the toilet-paper dispenser should have been, there was a large hole. The woman in the next stall waved. FML
Today, I was taking a dump at a public restroom. As I reached over to grab the toilet paper, I realized someone had peed on it. FML
Today, after a day, I finally noticed that the toilet paper I'd been using to wipe my butt is actually a roll of paper towel cut in half. My dad thinks that it's a waste of money to buy proper paper. Guess who had to unclog the toilet twice. FML
Today, I went to the bathroom to pee. I looked at the toilet paper after I wiped and saw a spider on it. It was still wiggling its legs. FML
Today, I did a big shit at work and found there was no toilet paper. I had to wipe my ass with disinfectant toilet seat wipes. It burns so bad, I can almost taste it. FML
Today. I used the restroom at the mall. After I wiped, I went to toss the paper into the toilet. I missed horribly. The wad of TP with poop on it landed on the floor of the next stall. It was occupied. FML
Today, I was walking out of work. I felt like everyone was staring at me but brushed it off. It wasn't until I got home that I realized I had toilet paper sticking out of my pants. FML
Today, I was going to the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. I had awful diarrhea and was almost done, when I noticed a spider on the ground. Being terrified, I took a giant ball of toilet paper to kill it. I realized then that I had no toilet paper left to use. FML
Today, while at work, I had to poop. While wiping, I somehow managed to get the back tail of my shirt in between my butthole and the toilet paper, effectively wiping my ass with my white dress shirt. FML
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Top comments
inconvienentgurl 0
Why would you feel bad about wiping if there are butterflies PRINTED on the paper??
ScreamToday 0
I have to say, that's pretty sissified.
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Comments (36)
inconvienentgurl 0
Why would you feel bad about wiping if there are butterflies PRINTED on the paper??
suaveneanderthal 0
yeah what the hell is wrong with you op?
ScreamToday 0
I have to say, that's pretty sissified.
me5 0
Juicy ass?
zmandude6 3
its better then unicorns and rainbows.lol
Denozo 0
YDI it for being such a woman/pussy-man. In either case, get back in the kitchen!
DmF288 14
Why did this pass moderation?
StaticDown 0
I have no idea... This is retarded and NOT an fml...
Sijj 0
uhm wow, nobody cares.
cusof 0
butterflies like asses
Cartain 0
Were they complaining?
shelboo_fml 0
Oh seriously? This passes versus mine and others that I'm sure were good and not so... pathetic. Toilet paper. This is what people like to read about.